Lakers Dodging One With Dwight Howard Appreciation Thread

[2Quik4UHoes]

It's disgusting and hilarious at the same time these are the same 73-9 cats, the same cats cumming on themselves over Dwight's "Chocolate Shoulders" now its we dodge a bullet

shytting on the LWO aint even fun nyggas are Amanda Bynes status straight sad

1. Majority of Laker fans weren't saying that.

2. Only one person refers to d-hoe by that name.

3. You know it's fun, the entire forum is kept afloat by endless people dikk ridin a team they claim to hate. Your bytch ass need to be worried about the weak ass skirts gon do now.

 

[MVike28]

Word?

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

And nikkas was wondering why I was begging him not to sign here. Laker fans are phony with their relief tho, had he put his name on a Laker contract this thread would be another 72-10 next season thread. Laker fans would be saying how they're winning the chip because he'll be healthy next season.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

x1000

 

[madness]

lakers unearth trevor ariza: finally, the young, athletic small forward with scottie pippen-like potential that kobe's been missing!

lakers lose ariza and get ron artest: finally, the PROVEN scottie pippen-like defender that kobe has been missing! will lock up the opponents best player and add scoring, shooting and toughness!

lakers about to amnesty artest: finally, that big, clunky, slow unathletic bum who bricks wide open threes is about to be gone! is trevor ariza available?

lakers trade for ramon sessions: finally, the young, athletic point guard who can stay with opposing point guards and replace sorry-ass derek fisher!

lakers replace sessions with nash: finally, a point guard that can actually shoot, unlike sessions, and allow kobe to play off the ball more!

phil jackson retires: finally, the old man is gone. the game has passed him by and he doesn't have the fire or desire to coach a championship team anymore.

lakers hire mike brown: finally, a coach that will instill championship defense. all we need is an offensive-minded assistant coach and we're good!

lakers trade bynum for dwight: finally, we got rid of that locker room cancer with terrible knees for the best center in the game! and we got to keep pau! you did it mitch!

lakers fire mike brown: finally, that offensively-inept dumbass is gone! bring back phil!

lakers hire MDA: we wanted phil, but this is the 2nd best hire. hand-picked by kobe and his offensive brilliance will have us scoring 115-120 points per game!

lakers lose dwight in free agency: finally, we got rid of a gutless, heartless coward with no post moves who would've ruined the team in the long run! by the way, terrible move trading for him, mitch.

lakers keep MDA: god, i hate WOATantoni. can we bring back phil?

when nash inevitably retires/leaves/dies on the court: finally, the always-injured, unathletic, no-defense playing bum is gone


notice how throughout the years, there's been one central player immune to all of the criticism

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

And nikkas was wondering why I was begging him not to sign here. Laker fans are phony with their relief tho, had he put his name on a Laker contract this thread would be another 72-10 next season thread. Laker fans would be saying how they're winning the chip because he'll be healthy next season.

I don't think yall understand, both on the coli and off it pretty much the majority of Laker fans didn't fukk with d-hoe by the end of the season. I got co-workers from LA that are Laker fans and across color and class barriers we all agree this nikka way too p*ssy to be a max contract player.

Its like yall still want to hold last season against us, thats how you know nikkaz was in they feelings cuz all of us admitted we were wrong about everything and yet its still brought up.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

 

[DonkeyPuncher718]

1. Majority of Laker fans weren't saying that.

2. Only one person refers to d-hoe by that name.

3. You know it's fun, the entire forum is kept afloat by endless people dikk ridin a team they claim to hate. Your bytch ass need to be worried about the weak ass skirts gon do now.

What team should the Spurs be afraid of in the west?

We aint go no worries on that end

My ONE AND ONLY concern for the Spurs is Duncan's health as long as he can lace them up we good

Lakers are DONE done done done done

What are you looking forward to this upcoming season since championship is impossible? Cant wait to see Nash laid out near the bench on his back like he giving birth like the bytch ass laker he is

 

[Kings County]

the same 73-9 cats, the same cats cumming on themselves over Dwight's "Chocolate Shoulders"

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

What team should the Spurs be afraid of in the west?

We aint go no worries on that end

My ONE AND ONLY concern for the Spurs is Duncan's health as long as he can lace them up we good

lol, yall nikkaz just dying a slower death. But yeah it's over breh, unless Leonard bout to be the franchise now?

Edit: I ain't lookin forward to shyt, fukk this season. Hopefully Kobe comes back 100%, aside from that this season a throwaway. With the level of success my team has had we can afford to throw away seasons.

Not that nikkaz enjoy the shyt...

 

[pete clemenza]

lakers unearth trevor ariza: finally, the young, athletic small forward with scottie pippen-like potential that kobe's been missing!

lakers lose ariza and get ron artest: finally, the PROVEN scottie pippen-like defender that kobe has been missing! will lock up the opponents best player and add scoring, shooting and toughness!

lakers about to amnesty artest: finally, that big, clunky, slow unathletic bum who bricks wide open threes is about to be gone! is trevor ariza available?

lakers trade for ramon sessions: finally, the young, athletic point guard who can stay with opposing point guards and replace sorry-ass derek fisher!

lakers replace sessions with nash: finally, a point guard that can actually shoot, unlike sessions, and allow kobe to play off the ball more!

phil jackson retires: finally, the old man is gone. the game has passed him by and he doesn't have the fire or desire to coach a championship team anymore.

lakers hire mike brown: finally, a coach that will instill championship defense. all we need is an offensive-minded assistant coach and we're good!

lakers trade bynum for dwight: finally, we got rid of that locker room cancer with terrible knees for the best center in the game! and we got to keep pau! you did it mitch!

lakers fire mike brown: finally, that offensively-inept dumbass is gone! bring back phil!

lakers hire MDA: we wanted phil, but this is the 2nd best hire. hand-picked by kobe and his offensive brilliance will have us scoring 115-120 points per game!

lakers lose dwight in free agency: finally, we got rid of a gutless, heartless coward with no post moves who would've ruined the team in the long run! by the way, terrible move trading for him, mitch.

lakers keep MDA: god, i hate WOATantoni. can we bring back phil?

when nash inevitably retires/leaves/dies on the court: finally, the always-injured, unathletic, no-defense playing bum is gone


notice how throughout the years, there's been one central player immune to all of the criticism

powerful posting

 

[FUPA]

 

[King Jove]

lakers unearth trevor ariza: finally, the young, athletic small forward with scottie pippen-like potential that kobe's been missing!

lakers lose ariza and get ron artest: finally, the PROVEN scottie pippen-like defender that kobe has been missing! will lock up the opponents best player and add scoring, shooting and toughness!

lakers about to amnesty artest: finally, that big, clunky, slow unathletic bum who bricks wide open threes is about to be gone! is trevor ariza available?

lakers trade for ramon sessions: finally, the young, athletic point guard who can stay with opposing point guards and replace sorry-ass derek fisher!

lakers replace sessions with nash: finally, a point guard that can actually shoot, unlike sessions, and allow kobe to play off the ball more!

phil jackson retires: finally, the old man is gone. the game has passed him by and he doesn't have the fire or desire to coach a championship team anymore.

lakers hire mike brown: finally, a coach that will instill championship defense. all we need is an offensive-minded assistant coach and we're good!

lakers trade bynum for dwight: finally, we got rid of that locker room cancer with terrible knees for the best center in the game! and we got to keep pau! you did it mitch!

lakers fire mike brown: finally, that offensively-inept dumbass is gone! bring back phil!

lakers hire MDA: we wanted phil, but this is the 2nd best hire. hand-picked by kobe and his offensive brilliance will have us scoring 115-120 points per game!

lakers lose dwight in free agency: finally, we got rid of a gutless, heartless coward with no post moves who would've ruined the team in the long run! by the way, terrible move trading for him, mitch.

lakers keep MDA: god, i hate WOATantoni. can we bring back phil?

when nash inevitably retires/leaves/dies on the court: finally, the always-injured, unathletic, no-defense playing bum is gone


notice how throughout the years, there's been one central player immune to all of the criticism

 

[Dwight Howard]

lakers unearth trevor ariza: finally, the young, athletic small forward with scottie pippen-like potential that kobe's been missing!

lakers lose ariza and get ron artest: finally, the PROVEN scottie pippen-like defender that kobe has been missing! will lock up the opponents best player and add scoring, shooting and toughness!

lakers about to amnesty artest: finally, that big, clunky, slow unathletic bum who bricks wide open threes is about to be gone! is trevor ariza available?

lakers trade for ramon sessions: finally, the young, athletic point guard who can stay with opposing point guards and replace sorry-ass derek fisher!

lakers replace sessions with nash: finally, a point guard that can actually shoot, unlike sessions, and allow kobe to play off the ball more!

phil jackson retires: finally, the old man is gone. the game has passed him by and he doesn't have the fire or desire to coach a championship team anymore.

lakers hire mike brown: finally, a coach that will instill championship defense. all we need is an offensive-minded assistant coach and we're good!

lakers trade bynum for dwight: finally, we got rid of that locker room cancer with terrible knees for the best center in the game! and we got to keep pau! you did it mitch!

lakers fire mike brown: finally, that offensively-inept dumbass is gone! bring back phil!

lakers hire MDA: we wanted phil, but this is the 2nd best hire. hand-picked by kobe and his offensive brilliance will have us scoring 115-120 points per game!

lakers lose dwight in free agency: finally, we got rid of a gutless, heartless coward with no post moves who would've ruined the team in the long run! by the way, terrible move trading for him, mitch.

lakers keep MDA: god, i hate WOATantoni. can we bring back phil?

when nash inevitably retires/leaves/dies on the court: finally, the always-injured, unathletic, no-defense playing bum is gone


notice how throughout the years, there's been one central player immune to all of the criticism

Except no Laker was thrilled with Ariza or Sessions leaving...Artesr was an upgrade at the time but you know there's this thing called 'time' and Artest fell off. It's that simple. And the hiring of D'Antoni and Mile Brown were heavily criticized so basically you just typed all that shyt for nothing

 

[Dwight Howard]

No more locker-room soap operas