Stole my aunts husbands bulletproof vest and wore it under my blazer for a good 2 weeks.
I used to lie alot.
Dated an ugly chick for 2 months because she used to bring alcohol to school. Never kissed her once.
Vice principal confiscated my phone so I broke into his office stole it and when he had to return it he didn't have it so he had to buy me a new one. Later on my mother found both phones and called the police.[/QUOTE]
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she had my hair tied in the gayest pony tail and i couldnt do shyt about it
My arms had never been so sore, i couldnt even reach up to rip the fukking rubberband off. I was pissed but also late 
I was failry popular and still got clowned that day. I couldnt wait to go home.
but long after i stopped fukking with that shyt I never had a problem putting waves in my hair ever again
to myself

she use to say the nastiest things to me during phone sex/actual sex, then my dumb ass decided to ruin a good thing by asking her to be my girlfriend 




. She was like how's this related to class and I was like it's not but if you still want to see the pair of nuts, they're in my pants and I pulled out the acorns. 

