you wanna know about my education? you really do? ok...
I recently graduated high school, so I want to inform you guys on how highschool will be. I know many of you are starting or started school so I want to tell you how my first day was back then!!!!
6:00 AM: Alarm clock goes off, I wake up so excited for school I try to jump out bed and hit my head on the bunk bed. It hurt but not enough to stop me, I ran to the bathroom, when I opened the door I saw my dad naked, just out the shower. I panicked and tried to run out the door but hit my head on the side and fell to the floor, passed out. I woke up to see the image of my dads balls above me as he tried to see if I was OK. Thankfully I was, I jumped back to my feet and told my dad GTFO, and he said OK. I started getting ready and stuff, and realized halfway through brushing my teeth that I was using the toothbrush that my mom uses to clean the toilets. I didn't have enough time to brush my teeth again so I said screw it, good enough. Once I changed my clothes and stuff I started watching ESPN since I had a few minutes to kill some time. They were doing top 10 plays so I pushed my luck and watched all 10, I was now late..I ran outside and saw the bus at the end of my block, so I ran as fast I could towards it, unfortunately some lady cut right in front of me at the end of the block and we both collided. She was on the floor and so was I, I saw the bus leaving so I threw her off me and ran towards the bus again..I didnt make it. Now I have to walk to school, when I finally get there im drenched in sweat and look like crap, but at least I made it on time. The second I got there I saw all the popular kids from middle school, as I walked by them hoping they would ignore me, one kid points out I have a tooth stuck in my forehead (that damn old lady) everyone including the cute girls start laughing, I was so embarrassed! Thankfully the 1st period bell rang so everyone started leaving...
1st period
Earth Science...our teacher made us all write one embarrassing thing on a piece of paper then hand it in, I didn't know she would read it out loud..most people put not so bad things or obviously fake things...when my paper was next she read my name and read "I still wet the bed and my mom has to wake me up halfway through the night so I dont piss the bed"...In that moment everyone looked at me and started laughing, I nearly cried. I ran out of class and to the bathroom and stayed their for the whole period.
2nd Period
I was still in the bathroom crying but 5 minutes into 2nd period a security officer came in and asked "WTF ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, GET YOUR ASS TO CLASS YOU UGLY shyt"...so I had to go to class. When I got to 2nd period late, the door was locked so I had to knock,so the teacher had to open it, all the students eyes were on me. The teacher told me to pick a seat...while I was walking towards a open seat I guess a student noticed I had toilet paper on my shoes and he yelled "DONT KNOW HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS YET DUMBfukk?"...Once again everyone started laughing, I made a ran for the door but my teacher didn't allow me. Once the class settled down, our teacher made everyone say what they did during the summer. When it came to me, the teacher said "listen im not even gonna ask, we all know you're ass stayed home all day on Y!A (he didnt say Y!A but he did say all day)...so im just gonna skip you because we dont have enough time for every story. By the time all the stories were over, so was class.
3rd Period
It was gym period, I went to the locker room and started changing, suddenly I felt my hoodie get put over my head, I tried to fight but couldnt, the kids then pulled my pants down and took a picture of my penis...then they were me in the garbage can, ass up. I was stuck like that for all of 3rd and 4th period!! (I missed math)
4th period
5th period
After screaming nonstop for help for 2 periods, I finally felt something poking at my ass, I screamed and screamed and they helped me out. After I pulled my pants up I looked up and saw who helped me, the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. She was laughing alot but I felt like she was laughing with me instead of at me..Her laugh was so cute that I instantly forgot about all the pain and was able to smile too..She then asks me "Why are you laughing?" I had no answer for her..she says "im laughing cause your small penis got sent to everyone in school"...she then walks away and calls me a loser. Its 5th period though, lunch time...time to see someone I knew from last year. Sadly no one wants to talk to me, everyone I went up to just walked away or ignored me. I went to go get the lunch and even the lunch ladies were making fun of me in Spanish. After grabbing my food I looked for a table to eat, no one would let me take a seat...So I went to the bathroom, every stall was taken besides one that had shyt all over it, but I figured it was better then nothing.
6th period
I guess the smell of shyt while eating made me sick because I couldnt stop throwing up, I went to the nurse and she just told me to throw it all up in the private bathroom and everything would be OK..she actually made me feel better but while I was in the bathroom throwing up I heard her on the phone with some guy "Yea work has been ok so far, but some retarded looking kid is throwing up all over the place, sheesh I didnt know this school had a special eds program for these types of retards"...I was so hurt, how could a nurse be so mean? I threw up all of 6th period and ended up missing Spanish..
7th period
Still in the nurses office throwing up, my dad came to pick me up. As he was driving home I started throwing up again, he stopped the car and threw me out, he told me he only picked me up cause that dumb whore nurse called and said I had to come get my retarded child. He told me walk home..Sadly I had no house keys so I had to wait till my dad got back home from work, so from 7th period (1 PM to 6 PM) I waited outside for my dad while it was raining outside, when he finally got home he said "hey at least you dont smell like shyt for once"...
I went to sleep that night and never woke up again. I hope you have a better HS freshman year then I did.
