LeBron will announce retirement on Oct 7 2025

[MaxBundles]

Ayo lmaoo fukk what yall talking about

This shyt funny as hell

 

[RedBull]

He didn’t retired?!?!?

Turning a historic stupid moment into a damn liquor ad? That niqqa REALLY yalls king??

 

[holidayinn21]

Lol @ thinking this attention whore was announcing his retirement

When he does, it's gonna be some corny Nike ad, and right after the previous season has ended, so he can have the entire summer, plus the regular season

 

[CP3.]

It was so obviously gonna be an ad I didn't even bother to check on it

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Selling poison Jordan would never

Public Service Announcement

• In a 1987 PSA called "Stop Drinking and Driving," Michael Jordan appeared in a commercial to discourage drunk driving.

Cincoro Tequila

• Jordan co-founded Cincoro Tequila with other NBA owners, including Wes Edens, Jeanie Buss, and Wyc Grousbeck.
  
  
• The brand's name "Cincoro" is a blend of the Spanish words "cinco" (five) and "oro" (gold), honoring the five founding partners.
  
  
• The bottles are designed with a unique five-sided structure and a 23-degree angle, a tribute to Michael Jordan's iconic jersey number.

 

[Canon]

knew it

 

[Collateral]

 

[fifth column]

Who comes up with these lame marketing ploys for LeBron, from the forever king alphabet inspired kicks to this corny henny ad. Y’all blind witnesses gotta do better

 

[Jerz]

Idk why yall pay this goofy no mind. We only sip Bourbon anyway

 

[Diddly Drogba]

No other legend would troll like this.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Hennessy is garbage. When I drank it the first time it made me want to shyt. fukk you lebron

 

[2 one 3]

No other legend would troll like this.

And this is a reason why he is not on the same level as Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant. shyt even Steph Curry isn’t this fukking corny

 

[Dad]

I thought Hennessy was racist

 

[jilla82]

Bron's pregame prep is dying his beard and adjusting his toupee

time for him to pack it up

 

[InstantKlassik]

He looked old as shyt in that clip. Look like he had Uncle Drew makeup on.