Lets admit it. A lot of RnB cliches are silly and unrealistic

[I AM WE ARE]

i'm telling my age

 

[MoonGoddess]

i'm telling my age

Then when they ass get caught he looking like

 

[Kingshango]

Drinking game:

Listen through every 90's, early 00's R&B album you have and take a shot whenever you hear "if only I can turn back the hands of time." Or any form of time manipulation.

Guarantee you won't make it to the second album.

 

[I AM WE ARE]

my guy was straight to the point lol

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Drinking game:

Listen through every 90's, early 00's R&B album you have and take a shot whenever you hear "if only I can turn back the hands of time."

Guarantee you won't make it to the second album.

go to youtube and put in 90's r and b drink everytime you hear "baby please come back to me" or any reference to being on their hands and knees begging
fukk around and get alcohol poisoning

 

[Suleiman Bey]

this mf though

He does say Maybe. And it's an honest song.

 

[Kitsune]

R&b is just simp music for the most part telling women what they want to hear

thank god, im not the only one who finds the entire genre repugnant. I cant even listen to the so called classic oldies cuz everything is made for female listeners and doesnt resonate. Its also gotten to the point where rap music is doing the same thing, since radio mostly caters to women so theres not alot of music that actual men can listen to unless you start digging in the archives

 

[MoonGoddess]

thank god, im not the only one who finds the entire genre repugnant. I cant even listen to the so called classic oldies cuz everything is made for female listeners and doesnt resonate. Its also gotten to the point where rap music is doing the same thing, since radio mostly caters to women so theres not alot of music that actual men can listen to unless you start digging in the archives

 

[Ribbs]

Summary of TLC's Waterfalls.

"Don't go chasing waterfalls, just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to"

Settle fam. Don't try for your best and reach new goals, stick to what you know already breh.

 

[CACarot]

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

R&B singers get away with some crazy spooky lyrics

Look at "Anytime" by Brian McKnight...the whole song sounds like he's either stalking this woman or killed her and is being haunted by her ghost ("still got your picture in the frame...hear your footsteps down the hall//i swear i hear your voice driving me insane")...this nikka needs an Exorcist

then Dont Be Afraid by Aaron Hall...He's basically held this woman against her will and is raping her and the more she fights back the more horny he gets

 

[#1 pick]

"I'm gonna make ya Momma scream"
Oh Really?

Always playing the side breh and waiting for her to leave her man/husband.

"Making love until sun comes up/end of time/eternity"

Basically you got two types of dudes, Jodeci or Boyz II Men....

This is lowkey a Joe dissemination thread. My man Joe was outlandish with his lyrics.

 

[iBrowse]

same thing goes for love movies..i know a couple bytches/nikkas that thought college would be like stomp the yard

Nah breh it was Love & Basketball .

 

[iBrowse]

Another hood bytch simp classic

Yeah this lol.

 

[#1 pick]

kind of music that makes you wanna treat ya lady right...

My nikka said rub me down with some hot oils baby!