Lets admit it. A lot of RnB cliches are silly and unrealistic

[jadillac]

"Baby....I wanna do....all the....things YOUR MAN won't do......I'll do it for you"



What if her man didn't beat the shyt outta her for not having dinner ready when he got home?
Was McNight gonna do that to her ass?

What if her man was a great father to the kids?
Was McNight willing to step in and ruin them children?

Brian McKnight didn't sing this song.

How do you confuse Brian McKnight with Joe?

No offense....

 

[Cynic]

Old Tenderoni tried to hit me up recently talking that I miss you sh1t ..... I just replied






GMB

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

The most popular one is

"I'm going to make love to you all night long until the early morn"

Maybe 2-3 20 min rounds at max then we need to go to sleep.

 

[King Poetic]

hearing these singers talking about " girl i'll treat you better than your man can and shower u with gifts "

then i go because it be artist who broke as fukk in real life saying that shyt

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Another hood bytch simp classic

Nah I like this one cause it wasn't like that. He threw that bytch in the trash when she went to the dorm for curfew instead of staying out with him

Then cheated in front of her. By taking another bytch to McDonald's


Then dipped on her and college for the nba


Then dunked on her ass.... HARD


Then was like aight. My fiancé is lame anyway. Let's do this










Another cliche tho. nikka loses his girl. And starts simping on why HE fukked up. Even tho she cheated and lied and dipped out on him

And he crying like "giiiiiiiiiiiirl. I know I wasn't loving you right... I pushed you into his arrrrrrrrmsss. But I'm ready to show you I'm sooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrry"

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

This whole song by Az Yet... But especially

Last night, I was inside of you
Last night, while making love to you
I saw the sun, the moon
The mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you, baby



What kind of p*ssy was this

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

"I bet the neighbors know my name"

They do, they brought over a casserole when we moved in

I'm crying lmaoo

 

[Diondon]

This whole song by Az Yet... But especially

Last night, I was inside of you
Last night, while making love to you
I saw the sun, the moon
The mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you, baby



What kind of p*ssy was this

 

[Still Benefited]

"I'm only flesh and bloooood.
But I can be anything you demaaand.
I can be king of everything,or just a tiny grain of sand."-Donny Hathaway

Oh so you just waiting on the greenlight before you either become the president or a bum?

"I might as well have,cheated on yoooou ooooo.
As much as you accused me of cheating.
I might as well have lied to you,as much as you accused me of lying.
I might as well have gon to the club,as much as you accused me of clubbing"


So instead of thinking about our future,you really got regrets that you didn't cheat on me,didnt lie to me,and even that you didn't actually go to the club?Seems like I dodged a bullet..glad I didn't waste my time NOT cheating,NOT lying,and NOT clubbing


Sidenote-She still bad now,but Keyshia Cole in the big titi,boy shirts,gap tooth era

 

[who_better_than_me]

"Tell me that p*ssy is minesssssss"

followed by

"keep it one hunnid baby, we both know Im not the only oneeeee"

Then why the fukk is your telling her to lie to you and tell you its yours when clearly youre aware that youre sharing

 

[Colicat]

see that why i like real rnb like my boys after 7

"In the heeeeeeeat of the mooooment baby i fell in lust with you"

I'll give you the sun, the rain, the moon, the stars and the mountains
I'll give you the world and all that you wish for
And even more girl, I love you more than you could know
And that's for sure
I'd climb the highest hill, cross the widest sea
Nothin' could discourage me
And I pray that you'll be always there for me


I'll give you my heart, my soul, my time my love is a fountain
I will be your earth and all that you need for and even more
'Cause girl I love you more than words can show
My love is pure

Spoiler

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Why come Trey Songs can't just get his own girl?

I said this in a rap thread. They stay talking about fukking my girl, talking about how they got more money than me, how they cool and we lame etc...

nikkas shouldn't like rap at all, hell we should be swinging on rappers on site.

 

[twan83]

This whole song by Az Yet... But especially

Last night, I was inside of you
Last night, while making love to you
I saw the sun, the moon
The mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you, baby



What kind of p*ssy was this

18 yrs 18 yrs on the 18th bday he found out it wasn't his

 

[twan83]

Which is it god damnit
It's too deep
It's not deep enough


Wonder y we sit here with a pudge and say I'm going to sleep

 

[Biscayne]

This is the best thread on the internet.