Lets admit it. A lot of RnB cliches are silly and unrealistic

[Easy-E]

simpahero

breh...

 

[concise]

"Baby....I wanna do....all the....things YOUR MAN won't do......I'll do it for you"



What if her man didn't beat the shyt outta her for not having dinner ready when he got home?
Was McNight gonna do that to her ass?

What if her man was a great father to the kids?
Was McNight willing to step in and ruin them children?

I can't believe no one has corrected this post until now.

 

[Xerces]

I remember A girl I was seeing at the time was trying to reenact a movie relationship with our relationship

Hit her with the






This is around the time Adele's " someone like you" was killing everything


She texts me saying I just listened to this Adele song and it reminded me of you; which is some of the lyrics to the song

 

[A1aaa]

we're not the only people in the world who go through ups and downs
all we have to do is talk... we can work it out

 

[Lo-Co]

You better pay homage to R&B, some of ya'll wouldn't even be here if not for a sexy male voice crooning ur moms draws off so ur dad could get them guts

get it out of my head

 

[Arithmetic]

same thing goes for love movies..i know a couple bytches/nikkas that tought college would be like stomp the yard

I thought it would

 

[MoonGoddess]

I can't believe no one has corrected this post until now.

Wow I'm disappointed in myself. I didn't even notice that smh.

 

[Action Mike]

try reading a romance novel.
I thought I had issues cause I couldn't cum 10 times in one session and his penis didnt automatically get back up after 5 mins.

 

[Ribbs]

Summary of Donell Jones "Where I Wanna Be"

I'm not coming home because I'm not the man you want me to be. I don't want to cheat while we're together, so I'll just leave so I can go cheat. I'll come back when I'm ready. Don't cry I'll be back when I'm done. I'm sad about this btw.








Reality sets in....
Honey I'm back

Umm, Donell? What are you doing here?

I'm the man you want me to be, so let's go eat.

Umm, you left. And I moved on.:cardipls:

What? But I left.... for you!

Yeah Donell, I'm not gonna wait for you to finish cheating. Nuh-uh, not me. You can go back to your hoes, I'm off to Hennypalooza. Bye! :zaddy:
How could she do this to me? Sweet little dee-do-dee-dee...

 

[DJSmooth]

same thing goes for love movies..i know a couple bytches/nikkas that thought college would be like stomp the yard

Never found my Meagan Good or Sanaa Lathan I want my money back

 

[Deutsche Bank]

Nothing worse than having candles lit, drunk off wines and supposed to be R&B fukking, but you drunk n tired and just hitting the p*ssy from the side trying hard as hell not to go soft before you nut.

 

[Cynic]

The most popular one is

"I'm going to make love to you all night long until the early morn"

Maybe 2-3 20 min rounds at max then we need to go to sleep.

it's what girls want to hear... but let's not act like hip hop doesn't have some crazy cliches

 

[David_TheMan]

I'll give you the sun, the rain, the moon, the stars and the mountain, I' ll give you the world.

fukk that shyt, and its unhealthy for anyone to even want to give someone all that they possess, let alone for a person to want to take it.

--
Don't get me started on the King Simp Anthem
You need a man with sensitivity, a man like me..


fukk that shyt, no woman really wants a man who acts like a poor imitation of a woman.

 

[DJSmooth]

"Why we got to be just friends?"

 

[Shade]

*Gonna give you that honey looooooooooove!*

That's $2.50 worth of honey being wasted FOH