Let's be serious. OBJECTIVELY, If you think 1 Gorilla is killing 100 men you are dumb as F U ck

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It will be like 30-40 fukked up individuals though :mjlol:


The thing is, with no weapons who is going first?

And I thought we was talking about average Coli brehs… Jon Jones, Aaron McDonald, etc., are not average. Buddy in the tweet even said the gorilla is like 4-5 times as strong as the average man that works out :mjlol:
 

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This argument just highlights the arrogance of common man :mjlol:

Its the same nikkas that throw punches like Meek Mill that will come up with all the reasoning :mjlol:

Imagine hearing several grown men screaming in agony after being broken and pulled apart like a cheese string and a nikka tellin you "next wave get ready" :mjlol:


Exactly.

It’s one thing to have 100 men that are willing to be torn to shreds all charging, and another to live in reality where that’s not happening. Once the Gorilla annihilates the first few, the rest will be looking like this.

 

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I believe this

It will be like 30-40 fukked up individuals though :mjlol:


The thing is, with no weapons who is going first?

And I thought we was talking about average Coli brehs… Jon Jones, Aaron McDonald, etc., are not average. Buddy in the tweet even said the gorilla is like 4-5 times as strong as the average man that works out :mjlol:
Exactly Aaron Donald himself could probably beat 3 avg brehs
 

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All we would need to do advance on him slowly and scream as loud as we can. Have him running away in sheer panic.

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Exactly Aaron Donald himself could probably beat 3 avg brehs
And we not talking about “how much you bench bro” strength :mjlol:


We talking about real, full blown functional strength. Like swinging from trees weighing 500lbs strength. Twice the average football player, linemen, sumo wrestlers strength…


In fact… Gorilla vs Sumo wrestlers :jbhmm:
 

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And we not talking about “how much you bench bro” strength :mjlol:


We talking about real, full blown functional strength. Like swinging from trees weighing 500lbs strength. Twice the average football player, linemen, sumo wrestlers strength…


In fact… Gorilla vs Sumo wrestlers :jbhmm:
I can feel the shockwave of two gorrilas fighting through my phone and breh wanna stand toe to toe :russ:
 

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Without weapons? No. Just isn't practical
If you have ever been really hit by a human before, I have in competition, you will inevitably come across someone that hits just as hard and harder than you do......I have hit people larger than me and I could see the fight leave their body......I have been hit so hard before the shyt left me completely demoralized.......I was Martin telling Gina I don't wanna fight no mo.......
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......and this is all without having to see bone through skin, arterial spurt, horribly maimed bodies........unless this gorilla molested you and killed all your peoples you gonna quickly almost immediately lose the urge to fight after seeing what that gorilla did to the emo brehs who went first......:whoa:


......even funnier part about this is that gorilla gonna four fisting them dudes while twirling around helicopter style smashing orbital bones not even trying...:heh:

....I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS shyt THOUGH.........please one of you coli citizens that feel so strongly about man's winning contact Russia and volunteer to participate.......Russia is a place where I can truly believe this would happen.......please please please......:noah:
 

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This argument just highlights the arrogance of common man :mjlol:

Its the same nikkas that throw punches like Meek Mill that will come up with all the reasoning :mjlol:

Imagine hearing several grown men screaming in agony after being broken and pulled apart like a cheese string and a nikka tellin you "next wave get ready" :mjlol:

Next wave gonna be like

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