Let's be serious. OBJECTIVELY, If you think 1 Gorilla is killing 100 men you are dumb as F U ck

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A "degree in monkeys" but doesn't know that gorillas aren't monkeys and believes a degree of any kind would make him "uniquely" qualified. What a fraud :laff:

The stamina argument about humans is completely overused too and not used properly in this context. Humans' stamina advantage is related more to running, which is the one skill they should actually be using to run as far away as possible from this gorilla. The gorilla wouldn't even need to use much energy at all to seriously injure a large number of humans without even needing to pay further attention to them while dealing with others. There's not a lot of men who will still fight bravely against anyone after a gorilla has just bitten his arm or even wrangled it a bit.

But even those who do try to fight bravely, what are they going to be doing to hurt the gorilla without weapons and how long can they do that without the gorilla going HAM on them? And after seeing these bravest of men get destroyed while listening to their agonized screams and seeing their maimed bodies, who of the less brave people is going to step up and do what the first people failed to do? :jbhmm:
 

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The average man is cowardly and selfish. Man's problem is that he's been domesticated and is genuinely afraid of his own shadow. Forget a gorilla -- line him up against a man from 10k years ago, and he'd submit the moment eye contact was made. Air conditioning, supermarkets, entertainment and firearms has made the average male too comfortable.

The fact that man is still around after thousands of years is a testament to his genetic superiority over beast. Yeah, your average coli breh would be shrieking like Darlene Amaro & Luana Alves, but 100 men who weren't afraid to die that night and understood the tactical and intellectual advantage they possessed over beast would butcher a lone gorilla.
 

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A "degree in monkeys" but doesn't know that gorillas aren't monkeys and believes a degree of any kind would make him "uniquely" qualified. What a fraud :laff:

The stamina argument about humans is completely overused too and not used properly in this context. Humans' stamina advantage is related more to running, which is the one skill they should actually be using to run as far away as possible from this gorilla. The gorilla wouldn't even need to use much energy at all to seriously injure a large number of humans without even needing to pay further attention to them while dealing with others. There's not a lot of men who will still fight bravely against anyone after a gorilla has just bitten his arm or even wrangled it a bit.

But even those who do try to fight bravely, what are they going to be doing to hurt the gorilla without weapons and how long can they do that without the gorilla going HAM on them? And after seeing these bravest of men get destroyed while listening to their agonized screams and seeing their maimed bodies, who of the less brave people is going to step up and do what the first people failed to do? :jbhmm:
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Not a well thought out thread.

Most people here couldn't stomache to see a person stabbed and bleeding out in real life.

The other 99 dudes would piss in their pants, and RUN after the gorilla rips open the first guy, and his insides are hanging out of his body.
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He's doubling down on his stupidity breh. This is primatology 101 and he's going with "well, technically I wasn't wrong..." and "I use it" that way. The guy is 100% for certain a fraud, degree or no degree. He just posted his take for the attention because he thought people would be impressed. He didn't offer anything of substance and made a rookie mistake. By the way, there is no degree where they teach you what happens when 100 humans fight a gorilla without weapons.
 

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He's doubling down on his stupidity breh. This is primatology 101 and he's going with "well, technically I wasn't wrong..." and "I use it" that way. The guy is 100% for certain a fraud, degree or no degree. He just posted his take for the attention because he thought people would be impressed. He didn't offer anything of substance and made a rookie mistake. By the way, there is no degree where they teach you what happens when 100 humans fight a gorilla without weapons.
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Yeah, your average coli breh would be shrieking like Darlene Amaro & Luana Alves, but 100 men who weren't afraid to die that night and understood the tactical and intellectual advantage they possessed over beast would butcher a lone gorilla.
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Why are y’all acting like gorillas are just mindless killing machines with no sense of fear or self preservation themselves? I bet if a 100 nikkas come running at a gorilla he’s getting tf outta there lol

Also, nobody ever specified what kind of men these are. Y’all just assume it’s 100 random dudes off the street but there’s NO WAY you can tell me that 100 NFL linemen wouldn’t overwhelm one gorilla. Especially if they ready to die.
 
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