You said 100 humans = 20,000 lbs.
Cool. So does a building. Doesn’t mean it can fight.
- Those 20,000 lbs aren’t pressing him at once.
- Most of that weight is out of reach, hesitating, or crushed.
- You can’t stack humans like Legos to generate pressure.
He’s only fighting
3-5 people at once max — and those 3-5 are getting obliterated.
The gorilla has one job: MAIM
He doesn’t need to “win the war.”
He just needs to:
- Tear off enough limbs.
- Smash enough skulls.
- Turn this into a mass panic zone.
You think anyone's coordinating after they see a guy’s ribcage explode from a palm strike?
And don't compare this to animals like wolves or ants
- Ants evolved over millions of years to swarm efficiently.
- Wolves have strict pack hierarchies and know their roles.
Humans don't come pre-installed with “Fight a gorilla” firmware.
Unless these 100 men
trained for this like a raid boss in Elden Ring, they’re just noise.
| Argument You Made | Counterpoint |
|---|
| Intelligence beats raw strength | Not if it collapses under fear + chaos |
| 100 is a lot | But only 3-5 can engage at a time |
| Gorilla will tire | Not before he's turned 40 people into soup |
| Nature favors numbers | Only if those numbers know what they're doing |
| Animals do it all the time | But they evolved as a team. Humans didn’t |
Final note:
The gorilla ain’t King Kong.
But 100 unarmed dudes aren’t Spartan warriors either.
It’s not about numbers — it’s about
coordination, willpower, and execution.
And under primal fear? Most of those 100 will be
roadkill before they figure it out.
