Let's be serious. OBJECTIVELY, If you think 1 Gorilla is killing 100 men you are dumb as F U ck

[spliz]

LMAO

GORILLA CAN PULL OFF
ALL TYPES OF MK FATALITY MOVES
WITH RELATIVE EASE.

THE FIRST WAVE STUPID
ENOUGH TO ATTACK A GORILLA
IS GETTING DONE DIRTY
AND NO ONE IS APPROACHING AFTERWARDS


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Basically. Lol

 

[Savvir]

I ain’t losing no damn fight against a vegetarian…

 

[Ohene]

thing is the number of ppl needed to pile on and really stifle the gorilla is so much, that the humans will end up stifling/suffocating themselves.

 

[staticshock]

Same concept as D-Day..

First wave got murked by Nazi machine guns but eventually the Allie’s sheer numbers overwhelmed the Germans.

100 nikkas can defeat a single gorilla

 

[AngryBaby]

You said 100 humans = 20,000 lbs.
Cool. So does a building. Doesn’t mean it can fight.

• Those 20,000 lbs aren’t pressing him at once.
• Most of that weight is out of reach, hesitating, or crushed.
• You can’t stack humans like Legos to generate pressure.

He’s only fighting 3-5 people at once max — and those 3-5 are getting obliterated.

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The gorilla has one job: MAIM​

He doesn’t need to “win the war.”
He just needs to:

• Tear off enough limbs.
• Smash enough skulls.
• Turn this into a mass panic zone.

You think anyone's coordinating after they see a guy’s ribcage explode from a palm strike?

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And don't compare this to animals like wolves or ants​

• Ants evolved over millions of years to swarm efficiently.
• Wolves have strict pack hierarchies and know their roles.

Humans don't come pre-installed with “Fight a gorilla” firmware.

Unless these 100 men trained for this like a raid boss in Elden Ring, they’re just noise.

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Argument You Made	Counterpoint
Intelligence beats raw strength	Not if it collapses under fear + chaos
100 is a lot	But only 3-5 can engage at a time
Gorilla will tire	Not before he's turned 40 people into soup
Nature favors numbers	Only if those numbers know what they're doing
Animals do it all the time	But they evolved as a team. Humans didn’t

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Final note:
The gorilla ain’t King Kong.
But 100 unarmed dudes aren’t Spartan warriors either.

It’s not about numbers — it’s about coordination, willpower, and execution.
And under primal fear? Most of those 100 will be roadkill before they figure it out.

3 to 5 are not engaging at a time, and humans would be smart enough to understand that. There would be immediate attempts to confuse it; and there are enough crazy motherfukkers...especially in a mass group setting, willing to jump that gorillas back with 20 other men at the same time.

20 men alone jump the back and it's done, 20 men and then 10 on each side jump the sides? done. then more kicking and maiming the the eyes as it's distracted with the other 40 dudes on it's back? done. not to mention the fear of the ape itself.

the fact that A.I. already calculated this and told you that you were wrong...and you still had the conceit to do mental gymnastics to tell yourself that your calculations are stronger...is strong hubris lol

 

[AngryBaby]

thing is the number of ppl needed to pile on and really stifle the gorilla is so much, that the humans will end up stifling/suffocating themselves.

wouldn't matter, they'd do it.

 

[AngryBaby]

This argument just highlights the arrogance of common man

Its the same nikkas that throw punches like Meek Mill that will come up with all the reasoning

Imagine hearing several grown men screaming in agony after being broken and pulled apart like a cheese string and a nikka tellin you "next wave get ready"

if 20 men jump that gorillas back...then what? then 20 more jump the sides and then you don't think one motherfukker will get those eyeballs and maime them? one motherfukker out of 100? as the gorilla is dealing with 20 men on it's back and arms?

the eyes man, they WILL get those eyes.

 

[CHICAGO]

3 to 5 are not engaging at a time, and humans would be smart enough to understand that. There would be immediate attempts to confuse it; and there are enough crazy motherfukkers...especially in a mass group setting, willing to jump that gorillas back with 20 other men at the same time.

20 men alone jump the back and it's done, 20 men and then 10 on each side jump the sides? done. then more kicking and maiming the the eyes as it's distracted with the other 40 dudes on it's back? done. not to mention the fear of the ape itself.

the fact that A.I. already calculated this and told you that you were wrong...and you still had the conceit to do mental gymnastics to tell yourself that your calculations are stronger...is strong hubris lol

HOW IN THE fukk
CAN 20 MEN JUMP ON
A GORILLAS BACK
AT THE SAME TIME?

THIS ISNT KING KONG.

THESE FOOLS GONNA
JUMP INTO EACH OTHER



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[Sk3ptical]

There is no logic to this idea. Men would instinctively form a tool.

But since I'm entertaining this...

Mankind would confuse and distract. One breh would probably be in there probably tryna fukk the monkey. Out of 100, is give us an easy 87, with 13 maimed out of sheer ignorance. We're too cunning as a species.

 

[TRUEST]

This started strong and ended poorly.

 

[AngryBaby]

HOW IN THE fukk
CAN 20 MEN JUMP ON
A GORILLAS BACK
AT THE SAME TIME?

THIS ISNT KING KONG.

THESE FOOLS GONNA
JUMP INTO EACH OTHER



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it's called a pile, they definitely aren't going three at a time. humans will also go insane if desperate and backed into a wall especially 100 of them? psshh

swarm the fukking back no matter how sloppy, then more will swarm the arms. then there be attempts at GOUGING the eyes out from what.... 20 different hands?, as other humans are all over it? what exactly is the gorilla going to do to stop that?

they will absolutely maime and gouge those eyes. Desperate swarms of 100+ of humans on land will take most mammals.

 

[CHICAGO]

it's called a pile, they definitely aren't going three at a time. humans will also go insane if desperate and backed into a wall especially 100 of them? psshh

swarm the fukking back no matter how sloppy, then more will swarm the arms. then there be attempts at GOUGING the eyes out from what.... 20 different hands, as other humans are all over it? what exactly is the gorilla going to do to stop that?

YOU REALLY THINK 20
nikkaS ABOUT TO SACRIFICE
THEMSELVES TO WATCH YOUR
PLAN FAIL MISERABLY?

YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST PERSON
GETTING PUSHED INTO THAT PILE
AND CRUSHED UNDERNEATH 19 OTHER MEN
AS THE GORILLA RIPS YOUR HEAD OFF


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[AngryBaby]

YOU REALLY THINK 20
nikkaS ABOUT TO SACRIFICE
THEMSELVES TO WATCH YOUR
PLAN FAIL MISERABLY?

YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST PERSON
GETTING PUSHED INTO THAT PILE
AND CRUSHED UNDERNEATH 19 OTHER MEN
AS THE GORILLA RIPS YOUR HEAD OFF


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The concept is that they HAVE to fight eachother. For survival? in a room? yes we would fukking swarm. they would jump on that back IMMMEDIATELY.

and if you want reality? the gorilla would run. It is NOT trying to fight 100 nikkas.

 

[Peter Parker]

With their bare hands ? With no weapon or items allowed whatsoever ?
I sure wouldn't sign on to be part of that soon to be dismembered "pack" buddy

well yeah we're the weaker species for sure but our ability to use tools is the reason why we made it out of the food chain

Just rocks and sticks, i'm taking 10 men over 2 gorillas

 

[Lambent55]

If one Gorilla is enough to take out 100 humans, humans would be extinct. I mentioned this in an earlier comment, humans were around far more dangerous things than Gorillas in the past.