Let's discuss proper "public" bathroom taking a shyt etiquette!!!!

[Sonic Boom of the South]

If u taking a shyt in public
It is on YOU to stay in the stall until everyone has left the restroom

If I come in to piss
Let me hurry up
Wash my hands n leave


Don't come out as I'm washing my hands forcing me to have to see who blew it up


And if the person is Caucasian
Forcing me to see u walk out after shytting
And not washing your hands




*Next

Don't come in the restroom on the phone


U talking to your wife as I'm taking a piss

Almost like u want her to hear that
On some fetish shyt



*If u drip water on the counter
Wipe it


*Don't try to hold convos with me in the restroom


* Flush
Before
After
And during you dropping that stank ass turd brah



Stop grunting like that old white dudes

 

[DaPresident]

Don't do it...unless given no other alternative

 

[Gold]

5star


Being tall in public restrooms sucks.

You gotta crouch if someone comes in or you hit each other with the

 

[Darkslayer]

Anyone Who Went To A Hood High School Shoulda Had All Public shytting Urges Purged Years Ago. I Remember If You Ever Got Caught With Your Pants Down nikkas Would Dump The Whole Garbage Can On You And Everything Inside Lol. Used To Think That Was Wrong But Seeing All What You Said And More Changed My Mind Quick.

One Bad Apple Spoils The Bunch And All Public shytters Get Painted With The Same Brush. That's Why Whenever I Went I Had To Go I Dipped To The Special Ed Wing Or Vo Tech Or Some Low Traffic Out The Way Bathroom

 

[Serious]

 

[Rigamortus]

Anyone Who Went To A Hood High School Shoulda Had All Public shytting Urges Purged Years Ago. I Remember If You Ever Got Caught With Your Pants Down nikkas Would Dump The Whole Garbage Can On You And Everything Inside Lol. Used To Think That Was Wrong Seeing All What You Said And More Changed My Mind Quick.

One Bad Apple Spoils The Bunch And All Public shytters Get Painted With The Same Brush. That's Why Whenever I Went I Had To Go To The Special Ed Wing Or Vo Tech Or Some Low Traffic Out The Way Bathroom

Not gonna lie we did some shyt like this. My body adapted to only taking a shyt when i wake up and when i get home.

 

[Xerces]

Don't do it...unless given no other alternative

This


quick little side story though. Man one day, I had a stomach ache and some nasty gas, went to the bathroom ( my personal bathroom) unloaded that bad boy, felt like I got disposed of a demon that was causing my body to be unrighteous. Flushed all that pain and stink down the toilet, and felt holy and purified

 

[Henry Orbit]

I seen one of my co-workers at work go into the stall and I know for sure he ain't put any toilet paper/paper towels covering the toilet seat. He went in, closed the stall door and sat right down on the seat.

I was disgusted
I make sure never to dap him up when I see him, don't know what other nasty stuff that CAC does

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

Co-sign everything but the courtesy flush. I don't want all them germs and bacteria flying up my ass.

nikkas in jail demand it tho and I wasn't bout to start no shyt in there pun intended.

But in the free world? Nah.

 

[Clark Griswold]

No conversations in the shytter... I’m trying to get in and out asap...

don’t talk to me at the urinal when I’m pissing... I’m pissing and you come in the shytter talm bout “hello”... not the time or place.

I try to avoid using public restrooms as best as I can, and if I do I prefer an out of the way private restroom.

 

[Knowledge]

I take shyt in public because of free toilet paper. I just hate when another dude come in and peek thru the crack to see if it's taken and I look back like

 

[bxrfan]

If I do have to take a dump in a public place I try to make sure I go to a restroom that won't really have other people coming in. Like if everyone's working on the first floor I'll go to the one on the third floor cause I know I won't be bothered by other folks

 

[Recca Gatsby]

You dont

 

[im_sleep]

If there’s 10 stalls, and I’m on the end...and the rest are empty...don’t sit next to me.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I take shyt in public because of free toilet paper. I just hate when another dude come in and peek thru the crack to see if it's taken and I look back like