Let's discuss proper "public" bathroom taking a shyt etiquette!!!!

[Dzali OG]

file:///storage/emulated/0/Download/While-you-in-bathroom-stall.jpg

fukk how you upload images...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Co-sign everything but the courtesy flush. I don't want all them germs and bacteria flying up my ass.

nikkas in jail demand it tho and I wasn't bout to start no shyt in there pun intended.

But in the free world? Nah.

I don't know where y'all get the logic u have


So u think flushing the toilet while u on it sends bacteria up ya butt

But that same bacteria is already in u



Matter fact when u walk in the bathroom u already being covered in minute fecal matter

It won't kill u tho

 

[patscorpio]

I remember a very uncomfortable stuation I had when the CEO and I entered the bathroom at the same time...we had been shooting the breeze about random shyt beforehand..now all convo should have ceased...esp since I went into a stall..but he kept talking to me on the other side where he went to the urinal...for about 2-3 mins I was in pure agony trying to hold it in because I did not want to take a shyt with him rambling...I was legit almost sweating..it was awful

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

a friend of mine created an app which directed the user to the nearest decent public toilet anywhere in the world, he ended up investing in with someone who created a ponzi scheme, he lost all of his money after his divorce

 

[SupaHotIce]

I be in there with my shirt off.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

If I’m taking a shyt in public, it’s an emergency and I don’t give a fukk about anyone in the bathroom, leaving the bathroom or about to enter. Just trying not to shyt on myself. If you regularly shyt in public, you’re a loose booty savage.

Anytime u feel like u will defecate on yourself and rush to shyt
Then u have bowel issues


Taking a shyt should not feel like an emergency

Eat more greens

 

[Rekkapryde]

Why can't they make the stalls go all the way down to the floor instead of leaving it to where your legs and feet can be seen?

I never understood that. What's the point?

European stalls are the GOAT.

shyt, lots of shyt in Europe is great.

Gotdamn this country is so focused on nickel and dimeing

 

[Neuromancer]

Reading this while taking a shyt at work..

 

[Address_Unknown]

a friend of mine created an app which directed the user to the nearest decent public toilet anywhere in the world, he ended up investing in with someone who created a ponzi scheme, he lost all of his money after his divorce

Serenity Now.

 

[The Mad Titan]

The grunting be killing me like come on bruh.

Ugggahhhh.. pause.... Uaggggghhhh





Also the dudes who you know just sprayed all over the toilet because it literally sounds like an explosion

 

[Rawtid]

Anytime u feel like u will defecate on yourself and rush to shyt
Then u have bowel issues


Taking a shyt should not feel like an emergency

Eat more greens

I don’t regularly shyt in public, but when I do, it’s an emergency and I’m not worried about no damn etiquette. That’s all I’m saying.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I was in the bathroom at Barnes and Noble and some a$$hole came in there with his music BLASTING! He was playing some spaced out trance shyt sounded like a score for a video game. I was flabbergasted I’m trying to shyt in peace and he comes in there trying to turn it into a rave. I was very close to screaming shut that shyt off but didn’t want to have to fight nobody mid shyt that would be uncomfortable.

I had to make a decision and cut my shyt short wiped my ass and looked for the light swiarch but it was one of the ones you need that key to turnoff. I was gonna leave that clown in the dark.

 

[Dzali OG]

Walk out the bathroom like the Vince Mcmahon gif...

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

at work 2 weeks ago washing my hands about to leave the bathroom. You know them exaggerated grunts and groans people make on tv while taking a shyt for comedic effect...that was actually happening.

At first i stopped mid wash like then it happened again and the dude washing his hands in the sink next to me was like then he made the sound again longer and louder then i was like and left.

 

[Trajan]

Why can't they make the stalls go all the way down to the floor instead of leaving it to where your legs and feet can be seen?

I never understood that. What's the point?

I remember using one that was crazy high...like a saloon doors


I made a thread about it