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man i'm going spend time with my kids, i'll check back later i'll have more for ya'll
Lets Go To Prison updated
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Na I'm in the UK. She was sexy too
again i work max so its 23/1 and on the weekends its 24 hr lock down
new guy on the unit,i'm passin the phones around cause its sunday
new guy- yo c.o. i see that phone going around what i gotta do to get on that list
me- oh you new, lemme tell you how this work. 1 you don't have enough to bribe me and 2 thats solicitation of an officer, thats an outside charge
you lucky i don't do write ups cause i hate paperwork
new guy- man bribe? solicit? who doing that?
me- chill out new guy, fill out the sheet and you can have it next week
new guy- NEXT WEEK,nah fukk that i aint waitin i'm getting the phone TODAY
all i hear is ooooooh
me-so wait, you saying you gone buck? you threatening me? i don't call the cert team (the extraction or prison swat) we gone get it in,thats what you want fukk it lets go
new guy- nah nah nah nah you aint finna beat my ass and claim self defense, look here just accidently slide your dikk in the pie flap when you passin out lunch trays and i'll show you
me-for the phone? if you don't shut the fukk up with that gay shyt
inmate at the end of the walk--yo co he can have my turn if i can give him his lunch tray
i'm telling you these dudes have no shame
GoldTeef
Sarranid Bleu
THESE STORIES IS TOO MUCH. I CAN'T LOOK AT PRISONERS THE SAME NOW. MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIRED AT RIKERS TOO. I'M ABOUT TO CLOWN THE shyt OUTTA HIM WHEN I SEE HIM.
Wow. But at the same time...fukk these guys. They made their own bed. We should probably just kill them instead of trying to jail them. No real rehabilitation.
What about me
Every prison is different....I used to tutor at a work farm and a medium security prison.
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lol damn what i do to you?Smh at this shyt. fukk you nikka
fukk it here go some more
first off if you are in my unit you either a- have an assault on staff b- violent criminal history or c-trying check in
inmate in 131 black dude ex gang member, there's a kos on him (kill on sight) for whatever reason, so he tells the treatment team hes gone kill himself. now he's in the 23/1 unit and he's been tryin fool the nurses so long that they've medicated him so much due to his aggressive behavior that now he really is mental.
smh shower day,we have to hook these dudes up(put them in full restraints) and escort them to the shower. he stands in the door shaking back and forth and this is the conversation
yea when we get in this shower i'm gone butterfly that butt
me-
is he talking toinmate- dont fight it yea yea yea open it up butterlfy that butt
so for a good 5/10 minutes dudes is threatening HIMSELF with rape
he's literally telling himself he's gone rape himself in the shower
so we escorting him to the shower
my partner- hey man you straight? you good to take a shower today?
inmate-man look just close the flap so this nikka dont scream out
both of us -
so we take him to the shower,which is not much bigger than a port o potty and all we hear is grunting and moaning
next thing we hear him in the shower
yea i told you i was gone take that butt, hold this dikk hold this dikk
the nurse comes out the office, hey is that------ in the shower
we like "yea, but you might want let him finish, he's busy in there"
she tells us how he's a mental risk and to hurry an get him out
sure enough we pop the locks on the shower door and dude has his whole hand in his ass and pinned himself up against the wall
all i can do is
cause i'm like"this shyt is not in the job description"
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eyy bruh, my cousin in law might be going to federal for robbing bank trucks. he gon be aight . . . right?
in the feds its cool actually. the cos are what he has to worry about, the state be on that bullshyt. fed prison is cake walk
he a big dude and can scrap though, hope he beats the charges
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Sounds like a depressing place to work.
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we just had a female officer get fired and arrested last week for having sex with an inmate. come to find out the dude was into pegging. so they got caught coming out the storage closet. right before they put her in cuffs the nurse asked for a blood sample. she asked why, come to find out dude had herpes and hep c. she had been fukking him and 2 other officers there male and female.
