Let's Keep It 1,000, 50 Cent Is The Biggest B*tch On Earth

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Never in the history of insecure-azz-rapper-tude has one man managed to make such peanut butter cup, soft as pudding moves and yet manage to gain the admiration of a few devoted stans. Before I even get into it, make no mistake. The dude is dead in popular culture. His stan legion is basically on life support and all the 50 Cent threads you see are made by G-Unit interns. It's been known since SOHH's glory days that he hires people to troll the net all day about him.

50 Cent's remaining fans usually consist of teenage males with no father figure in their lives and a poor education, much like Curtis himself....OR privileged weaklings who think rap is real life. These emotionally stunted little vermin have a distorted vision of masculinity and a shallow, childish view of strength. Strength isn't getting shot 3 times, not shooting back, and taking it out on everybody but the man who shot you. It's not jumping a man 5-on-1 (Gunplay) and getting stabbed when the odds are even (Ja Rule). Strength isn't constantly running your yap about other people more popular than you like a cheap, stretchmark-ridden hood rat. Or hiring bodyguards to protect you and then saying it's for your enemy's protection. Or betraying your friends (Buck, Mayweather, Smurf). Or snitching up a storm, working with the NYPD and lying about it.

You don't ever see this steppin' and fetchin' Uncle Tom Sambo house nygga c00n talking down to white people do you? He's spoken wreckless about the entire rap industry and Oprah, but Chelsea Handler called this dude black street trash live on radio, called him bad in bed and dumped him. He didn't speak one negative word to her and he never will. He tested Iovine and now he can't get a release date. Real power brokers won't take that.

I'm about to really hurt your feelings. He didn't make $100 million dollars off any water, that was pure fiction that the media ran with. He didn't kill Hommo for shooting him, he just sat back and let the world think so. He didn't kill Ja's career, he took credit for a natural decline. Ja's last album on a major went platinum folks. He didn't push Styles' album back. He bought that MMG chain. He regularly supplies info to cops to keep himself out of trouble.

He's the rap version of Stephen from Django Unchained.

50 would beat the brakes off you so does that make you a bytch too?
 
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Never in the history of insecure-azz-rapper-tude has one man managed to make such peanut butter cup, soft as pudding moves and yet manage to gain the admiration of a few devoted stans. Before I even get into it, make no mistake. The dude is dead in popular culture. His stan legion is basically on life support and all the 50 Cent threads you see are made by G-Unit interns. It's been known since SOHH's glory days that he hires people to troll the net all day about him.

50 Cent's remaining fans usually consist of teenage males with no father figure in their lives and a poor education, much like Curtis himself....OR privileged weaklings who think rap is real life. These emotionally stunted little vermin have a distorted vision of masculinity and a shallow, childish view of strength. Strength isn't getting shot 3 times, not shooting back, and taking it out on everybody but the man who shot you. It's not jumping a man 5-on-1 (Gunplay) and getting stabbed when the odds are even (Ja Rule). Strength isn't constantly running your yap about other people more popular than you like a cheap, stretchmark-ridden hood rat. Or hiring bodyguards to protect you and then saying it's for your enemy's protection. Or betraying your friends (Buck, Mayweather, Smurf). Or snitching up a storm, working with the NYPD and lying about it.

You don't ever see this steppin' and fetchin' Uncle Tom Sambo house nygga c00n talking down to white people do you? He's spoken wreckless about the entire rap industry and Oprah, but Chelsea Handler called this dude black street trash live on radio, called him bad in bed and dumped him. He didn't speak one negative word to her and he never will. He tested Iovine and now he can't get a release date. Real power brokers won't take that.

I'm about to really hurt your feelings. He didn't make $100 million dollars off any water, that was pure fiction that the media ran with. He didn't kill Hommo for shooting him, he just sat back and let the world think so. He didn't kill Ja's career, he took credit for a natural decline. Ja's last album on a major went platinum folks. He didn't push Styles' album back. He bought that MMG chain. He regularly supplies info to cops to keep himself out of trouble.

He's the rap version of Stephen from Django Unchained.
:wow: talking bout falling on your own knife with this thread:russ:

im sure at this point you realized how feminine you come across so no need to reinforce every other post in your thread....i do agree with you about chelsea but you dont know if thats a race thing or a personal relationship thing breh so its a bit of a reach
 
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50 does go at white people when they take shots at him on twitter, he called a white women a "Old Goat" on twitter before.

Some idiot white guy called him a "cracker" on Twitter recently and Fif responded "I'm black you're a cracker fool" or something along those lines.
 

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would you say it to his face?

don't think of some long drawn out nonsense to respond with, just ask yourself this question, be honest with yourself. you know he'd break your jaw, then his mans/security would break your other jaw, and take the 7 dollars out of your wallet
 

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would you say it to his face?

don't think of some long drawn out nonsense to respond with, just ask yourself this question, be honest with yourself. you know he'd break your jaw, then his mans/security would break your other jaw, and take the 7 dollars out of your wallet

For talking out your opinion? Really? :beli: That's a big lawsuit if a celebrity done that. I'll record that shyt too and sue the fukk outta any rich celebrity.
 

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For talking out your opinion? Really? :beli: That's a big lawsuit if a celebrity done that. I'll record that shyt too and sue the fukk outta any rich celebrity.

man please, you aint recording nothing, n!ggas will break your jaw then break your camera. you better just hope some other f*ckboy is close by recording the spanking
 
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