Let's keep it funky

[JAY?]

Ya not really showering every time you take a shyt. Using toilet paper alone is a half assed job. Wet wipes do help but ya need to really get on that bidet wave. $25 from Amazon. Takes 5 minutes to install.
If you think using a baby wipe leaves you the cleanest, I got a some things for sale. I dare ya to use a wipe to the best of your ability. Then make sure the toilet is flushed. Then sit on a bidet for 10 seconds with it on. You not gonna want to look at the toilet.
It's like brushing your teeth without rinsing your mouth. Stop pouring jelly on yourself. Clean ya ass right

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Shoot water up ya bootyhole brehs

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[JAY?]

Shoot water up ya bootyhole brehs

It's either that or have shyt-sweat all over your dikk, balls and underwear

 

[Knuckles Red]

My hole gapes a bit because I have lethargic sphincter muscles. Will this bidet spray into my colon? This is what I’m concerned about. Regarding the showering—I have trained my body to feces every Sunday. I literally call Sundays “shyt and Shower Day.” On the off chance that do need to feces, any other day of the week, a bidet may come in handy.

 

[Sway]

My hole gapes a bit because I have lethargic sphincter muscles. Will this bidet spray into my colon? This is what I’m concerned about. Regarding the showering—I have trained my body to feces every Sunday. I literally call Sundays “shyt and Shower Day.” On the off chance that do need to feces, any other day of the week, a bidet may come in handy.

Explains a lot.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

It's either that or have shyt-sweat all over your dikk, balls and underwear

I feel like you enjoyed that a lil too much. That was overtly graphic

 

[Reflected]

There are too many oldheads on this site that think being nasty is close to being manly, and then they wonder why they are still on this board complaining about women all day. Honestly, a shower takes no time, I'm not feeling clean without a shower, I still have a bidet but that's for surface cleaning before a shower.


Go get a rainfall showerhead, it's always relaxing.

My hole gapes a bit because I have lethargic sphincter muscles. Will this bidet spray into my colon? This is what I’m concerned about. Regarding the showering—I have trained my body to feces every Sunday. I literally call Sundays “shyt and Shower Day.” On the off chance that do need to feces, any other day of the week, a bidet may come in handy.

 

[humminbird]

My hole gapes a bit because I have lethargic sphincter muscles. Will this bidet spray into my colon? This is what I’m concerned about. Regarding the showering—I have trained my body to feces every Sunday. I literally call Sundays “shyt and Shower Day.” On the off chance that do need to feces, any other day of the week, a bidet may come in handy.

never change

 

[3rdWorld]

A bidet is used primarily by cultures that eat hot chillies and their a$$hole scorches as they take a dump..

I took a small tube of liquid soap from a hotel.. I carry it and use it to wash my ass when I take a dump in public.

 

[Lord_nikon]

 

[Gloxina]

My hole gapes a bit because I have lethargic sphincter muscles. Will this bidet spray into my colon? This is what I’m concerned about. Regarding the showering—I have trained my body to feces every Sunday. I literally call Sundays “shyt and Shower Day.” On the off chance that do need to feces, any other day of the week, a bidet may come in handy.

Jumped the shark with this one

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Its not washing unless your using some sort of "cleanser" which a wet wipe would be best for. Do you just run your hands under the faucet when your done too? Lol
Been using wipes on babies and hospitals patients to clean asses for decades. Just cuz a bidet its on the Amazon hot list doesn't mean the game has changed.

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

It's either that or have shyt-sweat all over your dikk, balls and underwear

If that were the case the average man would have an infection or a rash down there, at the very least ringworm.

 

[drederick tatum]

I took a small tube of liquid soap from a hotel.. I carry it and use it to wash my ass when I take a dump in public.

I'm sorry, what??