Let's talk about how ALL of Punk's best buddies can't get jobs in the E/Get Fired

[The Great One]

Festus - 2 years chugging along in his tag team/over in WWE, joins SES, 5 months later, Fired

Colt Cabanna - Punk talks about him on WWE TV bi-monthly, was released after 2 WWE TV squash matches, company won't even call him back (admitted on his podcast)

Serena - hand picked by Punk to be in his SES, endeared herself to company by agreeing to shave head, but fired 3 months later

Ace Steel - has tried to get in WWE for many years, played Donald Trump in Parody, closest he has gotten to WWE TV

M-Dogg 20 - bragged about knowing Punk for years on tough enough, calls him his good friend & is shown talking to him during the show, eliminated the next week

As a side note, Punk has complained an inifite amount of times about all of them not getting work/fired on his twitter, but no one cares, lol.



Why brehs?

 

[Killah Ray]

Seriously though with Ryder/Santino/Brodus what would be the point of Colt?

Would be a waste of a roster spot honestly....

 

[The Great One]

Seriously though with Ryder/Santino/Brodus what would be the point of Colt?

Would be a waste of a roster spot honestly....

Very good statement, but you have to think about the fact that Colt was there years before Ryder/Brodus on TV lol, and Santino was exclusively on Raw with Beth Phoenix.

 

[I-Hate-You]

Would be a waste of a roster spot honestly....

Yeah.

But not because it'd be redundant. Because he sucks and his buddy ain't shyt.

 

[TrueEpic08]

Very good statement, but you have to think about the fact that Colt was there years before Ryder/Brodus on TV lol, and Santino was exclusively on Raw with Beth Phoenix.

Honestly, as much as I like Punk and a lot of the people listed, Colt just isn't that fukking good. Other forums keep raving about his wrestling ability and everything, and I'm just sitting here, looking at my screen like, "Are they talking about the 05-06 Colt Cabana or this unfunny, bloated shadow that is the post-09 Colt Cabana?"

He was good in his role in the 2010 Steen/Generico feud, but he's doing much more good for wrestling with the AoW podcast.

 

[The Great One]

Honestly, as much as I like Punk and a lot of the people listed, Colt just isn't that fukking good. Other forums keep raving about his wrestling ability and everything, and I'm just sitting here, looking at my screen like, "Are they talking about the 05-06 Colt Cabana or this unfunny, bloated shadow that is the post-09 Colt Cabana?"

He was good in his role in the 2010 Steen/Generico feud, but he's doing much more good for wrestling with the AoW podcast.

I am not this huge Colt fan, but if you said he was good in 05-06, he went in the E in 2007, so he was still good then?

The point though is not their talent level, is the fact he can't get anyone a job or they can't keep it.

 

[TrueEpic08]

I am not this huge Colt fan, but if you said he was good in 05-06, he went in the E in 2007, so he was still good then?

The point though is not their talent level, is the fact he can't get anyone a job or they can't keep it.

07...he was alright in the "Jimmy Loves Lacey" stuff, but he was more of a necessary third wheel more than anything.

Thing is, I didn't watch a lot of OVW, so I couldn't tell you.

As for why they can't keep a job? Well Serena was a bad drunk; M-Dogg has no on-screen charisma; as for the others?

 

[Killah Ray]

Very good statement, but you have to think about the fact that Colt was there years before Ryder/Brodus on TV lol, and Santino was exclusively on Raw with Beth Phoenix.

Scotty Goldman was a horrible gimmick first off....and a lot of his shyt is funny because of random shyt he yells inside the ring/little skit type shyt in the middle of a match....

On the first one, he couldn't get anywhere close to loud enough for a whole arena to hear....and on the latter, a comedy jobber doesn't need anymore than 5 minutes tops for a match to me...

But I mean the last time I gave a fukk about Colt was in OVW his shyt with Shawn Spears....

And as for all of the others, Festus has no fukking charisma and after he dropped the Festus gimmick he was a generic hoss that nobody gave a fukk about...

Serena would still be employed if she wasn't a drunk...

And M-Dogg 20 has about as much charisma as a blank piece of paper....

Ace Steel was aight and probably been a decent lower card talent...

 

[Jmare007]

If this theory is true, Kofi is next.

 

[Miracle Violence]

Seriously though with Ryder/Santino/Brodus what would be the point of Colt?

Colt is far more talented than any of these jackasses. He deserves to be in WWE more than at least half the roster. Same goes for Serena, she's a better wrestler than any of the divas outside of Kong and Nattie.

Really though, this thread is just the same old blind hatred from the usual dipshyts who are mad at Punk for whatever reason. I see no mention of his friends Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castognoli, & Chris Hero. How convenient.

 

[The Great One]

Colt is far more talented than any of these jackasses. He deserves to be in WWE more than at least half the roster. Same goes for Serena, she's a better wrestler than any of the divas outside of Kong and Nattie.

Really though, this thread is just the same old blind hatred from the usual dipshyts who are mad at Punk for whatever reason. I see no mention of his friends Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castognoli, & Chris Hero. How convenient.

Calm down B, I can feel your hatred through the screen

I don't see those guys mentioning their friendship (Bryan hasn't ever talked about it that I have heard but I know they are friends) with Punk/being paired with him as part of a group with him on TV either. They know better.

I haven't heard of Punk really being friends with the other two but it would explain how long it took for Hero and Claudio to get hired.

 

[Killah Ray]

Colt is far more talented than any of these jackasses. He deserves to be in WWE more than at least half the roster. Same goes for Serena, she's a better wrestler than any of the divas outside of Kong and Nattie.

Really though, this thread is just the same old blind hatred from the usual dipshyts who are mad at Punk for whatever reason. I see no mention of his friends Bryan Danielson, Claudio Castognoli, & Chris Hero. How convenient.

Who's to say which person is more "talented"? That Scotty Goldman character was beyond horrible...and wrestling wise I wasn't seeing Daniel Bryan in the ring...

And speaking of which, Bryan had the typical underdog gimmick and really hasn't taken off until this Yes! x3 started....

So people who argue why someone who is the better "worker" isn't hired over the other is laughable to me....

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

All those people you listed suck, that's why.

 

[The Great One]

All those people you listed suck, that's why.

I'm gonna be honest, I thought there were WAY more Colt Cabanna fans out there lol.

 

[Larry]

Calm down B, I can feel your hatred through the screen

I don't see those guys mentioning their friendship (Bryan hasn't ever talked about it that I have heard but I know they are friends) with Punk/being paired with him as part of a group with him on TV either. They know better.

I haven't heard of Punk really being friends with the other two but it would explain how long it took for Hero and Claudio to get hired.

nope

when asked who his best friends in WWE were (on Colts podcast) Bryan shockingly answered "Sheamus"

made no mention of CM Skunk

Bryan broke kayfabe to cosign Sheamus but couldnt even give Swagger Jackin Punk a shoutout