Lettuce talk about why God sent Noah's Flood and destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah?....

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It took him over a hundred years to build the ark.
That's another problem

How the hell did he live so damn long? :dahell:

Not only that, you mean to tell me that a geriatric old man was physically capable of building a big ass boat and handle millions of wild animals :skip:

Years either were shorter back then or this all is some bullshyt :mjgrin:
 
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Ezekiel 25:17

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@Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord
When I lay my vengeance upon thee

Guns quickly put an end to all that demon shyt:mjgrin::wow: Live in Sodom and Gomorrah unarmed brehs:hubie:
 

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A. God is, according to the narrative, alpha and omega. Meaning EVERYTHING comes from him. There are no other wishes...it's ALL his wishes. He's the zebra and the lion. The rapist and the raped. Yall of limited understanding short God by saying he's only the zebra, and the lion is from a different God.

B. I am a limited, portion of God existing in the physical realm. I have no problem being godly and honest and admitting that he does evil. It's yall of limited understanding who create another God to attribute his evil too.

Exactly,he bible tells us this.

You join "Team God" by your conscience and through your actions. Not by your words or joining a church. Some of us by actions and thought are "Team Devil" and some are "both siders".
 

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:heh: I'm not gonna lie. That's a real real real real interesting way to look at it.
Yeah, it's quite the theory:mjlol:

So women were popping out t Rex's and @little foots?:mjlol:

The timelines doesn't even coincide :mjlol:

Dinosaurs died out millions of years ago while Noah's shenanigans with his ark supposedly happened only a couple thousand years ago:mjlol:
 

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Nah it isn’t if you’re actually informed in what you’re talking about
There is no evidence for any part of the Bible being written by eyewitnesses

Especially the first few books

When God said "Let there be light" who was there to hear him :russ:

People can only speculate one way or the other. Most authors are anonymous so it's kinda impossible to know if they saw these events or not. More than likely they just wrote down oral traditions. Likely not even the first, just the one's whose text happened to survive.

But you're welcome to prove it if you can :yeshrug:
 

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We communicate with them right now :aicmon:

You ever owned a dog? Or handled a horse? Or seen those animal researchers teach apes to use sign language so they can ask for food and stuff like that?

But I'm guessing you mean that animals spoke our languages up until a couple millenniums ago, right?:unimpressed:



:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

Next time u see a dog, walk up to it. Grab it by the face, look directly into his eyes and utter the following words:

habu gee lat fem tabla yey infantisio mo es pea ki ya ma Lin wen voye

Make sure u have a friend with you.
 

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That's another problem

How the hell did he live so damn long? :dahell:

Not only that, you mean to tell me that a geriatric old man was physically capable of building a big ass boat and handle millions of wild animals :skip:

Years either were shorter back then or this all is some bullshyt :mjgrin:
People back in those days lived up to a thousand years. This Earth been sick, and the cure is coming soon.
 

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Obadiah 1: 10-21
“Because you robbed and killed your brothers, the descendants of Jacob, you will be destroyed and dishonoured for ever. You stood aside on that day when enemies broke down their gates. You were as bad as those strangers who carried off Jerusalem's wealth and divided it among themselves. You should not have gloated over the misfortune of your brothers in Judah. You should not have been glad on the day of their ruin. You should not have laughed at them in their distress. You should not have entered the city of my people to gloat over their suffering and to seize their riches on the day of their disaster. You should not have stood at the crossroads to catch those trying to escape. You should not have handed them over to the enemy on the day of their distress. “The day is near when I, the LORD, will judge all nations. Edom, what you have done will be done to you. You will get back what you have given. My people have drunk a bitter cup of punishment on my sacred hill. But all the surrounding nations will drink a still more bitter cup of punishment; they will drink it all and vanish away. “But on Mount Zion some will escape, and it will be a sacred place. The people of Jacob will possess the land that is theirs by right. The people of Jacob and of Joseph will be like fire; they will destroy the people of Esau as fire burns stubble. No descendant of Esau will survive. I, the LORD, have spoken. “People from southern Judah will occupy Edom; those from the western foothills will capture Philistia; Israelites will possess the territory of Ephraim and Samaria; the people of Benjamin will take Gilead. The army of exiles from northern Israel will return and conquer Phoenicia as far north as Zarephath. The exiles from Jerusalem who are in Sardis will capture the towns of southern Judah. The victorious men of Jerusalem will attack Edom and rule over it. And the LORD himself will be King.”
 
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