Life of a Young Ugly Ass Nikka. (Testimony thread)

[PhonZhi]

I work at wal-mart. I would talk to the girls there, but they might report me, which is why I haven't done anything.

How did you do it? There is this one particular coworker that I am feeling for that I want to talk to seriously, and another 3 coworkers that I just want to smash.


Mannnnnnnnnnn the women that I see every time I'm on the floor, I want to talk to them.

key word "might" u thinkin too much breh. and wat the hell they gon report?? jus talk to em like a normal human being and there should be no problem. TRUST ME: u would NOT be the 1st guy that tried. i hollered at one co-worker and she told me i was the 3rd one THAT DAY to ask for her number. fukk it man and go for it.

 

[Pool_Shark]

Nope.

I don't know if your fukking around

If your not. I'm trippin cause your black and work at wal mart. I've been around a lot of girls and they always talk about fukking a black guy like they've been curious for the longest. Also you work at wal mart which is the headquarters of average chicks.

Do you just want to fukk and thats it? Or do you want it to mean something the first time you fukk a girl?

Just get involved in as much activities as you can, smile and laugh a lot, and have a good time. The puss will just come to you.

I'm not sure if you want to go down this road but you can also get into pick up artist shyt just to learn the basics a lot of the shyt is remedial but some people just can't put 2 and 2 together.

Good luck breh, enjoy yourself and the p*ssy will come (no homo)

 

[HabitualLineSteppa]

No ugly nikka testimonial but need some insight:

In short, there's this shorty whose good friends with a female friend of mine. The female friend and I fukked back in HS and a few years ago (she's since moved out of town). The shorty presently goes to a school locally but is from Cali and will be moving back come August. She's admitted that me and her haven't fukked around because the mutual friend told her we fukked...Shorty is starting to budge because she's maaaaaad picky about those she fukks with and is yearning for some good dikk...dikk I wouldn't mind providing her...I'm tryna figure out the best way to "make that leap" and hit that ass before she leaves...

Shes already stated interest, we hang out from time to time (even at my crib) BUT is still hung up on me and our mutual friend fukkin from way back...

Need to seize this ass brehs...Offer some sound advice

 

[PhonZhi]

I don't know if your fukking around

If your not. I'm trippin cause your black and work at wal mart. I've been around a lot of girls and they always talk about fukking a black guy like they've been curious for the longest. Also you work at wal mart which is the headquarters of average chicks.

Do you just want to fukk and thats it? Or do you want it to mean something the first time you fukk a girl?

Just get involved in as much activities as you can, smile and laugh a lot, and have a good time. The puss will just come to you.

I'm not sure if you want to go down this road but you can also get into pick up artist shyt just to learn the basics a lot of the shyt is remedial but some people just can't put 2 and 2 together.

Good luck breh, enjoy yourself and the p*ssy will come (no homo)

what exactly is wrong with a black working at wal-mart?? am i late on something??

 

[Pabst16oz]

Nope.

 

[Prestige]

I don't know if your fukking around

If your not. I'm trippin cause your black and work at wal mart. I've been around a lot of girls and they always talk about fukking a black guy like they've been curious for the longest. Also you work at wal mart which is the headquarters of average chicks.

Do you just want to fukk and thats it? Or do you want it to mean something the first time you fukk a girl?


Just get involved in as much activities as you can, smile and laugh a lot, and have a good time. The puss will just come to you.

I'm not sure if you want to go down this road but you can also get into pick up artist shyt just to learn the basics a lot of the shyt is remedial but some people just can't put 2 and 2 together.

Good luck breh, enjoy yourself and the p*ssy will come (no homo)

That's my problem I don't smile a lot.

Activities such as?

I read a lot on pick-up, it's helped me. But there is nothing out there on the "fear of approach and taking rejection". I realized that most artist/macks they just say/write a little blurb that's like two sentences long. When that's is the biggest problem for me.

As for sex, I kinda want my first it to mean something, hoefully with someone I can stay with for a while. Then I want to fukk around.

 

[Prestige]

key word "might" u thinkin too much breh. and wat the hell they gon report?? jus talk to em like a normal human being and there should be no problem. TRUST ME: u would NOT be the 1st guy that tried. i hollered at one co-worker and she told me i was the 3rd one THAT DAY to ask for her number. fukk it man and go for it.

They gon report a bs sexual harassment complaint.

You were the 3rd co-worker to talk to her that day?

I'm also talking about the women who come into the store.

I want to say "hey your cute, can't really talk to you for to long, here's my number." and go on about my day.

 

[FaTaL]

I don't know if your fukking around

If your not. I'm trippin cause your black and work at wal mart. I've been around a lot of girls and they always talk about fukking a black guy like they've been curious for the longest. Also you work at wal mart which is the headquarters of average chicks.

what they curious about? the big dik?

 

[Savior]

Sounds like ur standards are too high...the fat chick you talked about on the first page. Why didn't u fukk her? If u really wanted to lose ur virginity you don't gotta have standards. Jump on the first piece of p*ssy that feels you and go from there. Fukk it...I ain't ashamed to say the first chick I fukked was ugly...3/10 at most. But its good to get that first one out of the way and you realise its not such a big deal.

Assuming this thread isnt a huge troll

 

[Prestige]

When to a club last night, most girls that caught my eye already had a boyfriends.

Another two who were friends didn't look like they wanted a black dude, and the were attention seeking. later that not both of them were making out and dancing with two white guys that didn't even look like they wanted to be there.

BUT, there was this one girl white looking Colombian maybe, ass was. She had a boyfriend which was this big nikka with corn-rolls probably 6'3 look like young buck. I seen them more then once on separate days.

That gave me inspiration, for people who think they are ugly like me.

 

[69 others]

Sounds like ur standards are too high...the fat chick you talked about on the first page. Why didn't u fukk her? If u really wanted to lose ur virginity you don't gotta have standards. Jump on the first piece of p*ssy that feels you and go from there. Fukk it...I ain't ashamed to say the first chick I fukked was ugly...3/10 at most. But its good to get that first one out of the way and you realise its not such a big deal.

Assuming this thread isnt a huge troll

Yea kinda sound like this dude at work who stay coming at me for advice. dude is not getting any p*ssy but is picky as fukk, my man want 10's, when he himself ain't really a catch for chicks. I'll tell op like i tell dude start with an average looking chick even if it's a cute fat chick fukk her on the regular to get your dikk game and your confidence up then try moving up the ladder.

 

[Prestige]

Sounds like ur standards are too high...the fat chick you talked about on the first page. Why didn't u fukk her? If u really wanted to lose ur virginity you don't gotta have standards. Jump on the first piece of p*ssy that feels you and go from there. Fukk it...I ain't ashamed to say the first chick I fukked was ugly...3/10 at most. But its good to get that first one out of the way and you realise its not such a big deal.

Assuming this thread isnt a huge troll

Here is your answer, friend.

This. So much. Advice to everyone in here: NEVER assume that females can be as thirsty as men.

What are you gonna do when you set your standards as low as they can go and you get rejected over and over again? that ether will snuff out your soul.

The nikka who started this thread just needs to go to the gym, stack his paper, get a fresh fade then get some nice threads. Swag will follow and so will the bytches when they see you posted up in the club lookin like you own the place. You won't even have to say shyt. They'll just tell you straight up that they're wanna let you fukk.

 

[PhonZhi]

They gon report a bs sexual harassment complaint.

You were the 3rd co-worker to talk to her that day?

I'm also talking about the women who come into the store.

I want to say "hey your cute, can't really talk to you for to long, here's my number." and go on about my day.

the next time u see a lil cutie shopping step to her,smile,look her directly in the eyes and say "hey, how u doin beautiful....got something for me in that cart??" yea its kinda corny but ive used it and it'll get a smile out of her which is the most important thing to do wen u approach a female. after that i usually follow up with "or would ur man get mad at u for shopping for another man" see what i did there breh?? she'll either tell u she got a man or not. after that jus ask her name and introduce urself and maybe tell her u noticed her and had to say hi. not that hard breh. acually building up the courage to step is the hardest part

 

[TheBigBopper]

Quit being a fakkit and just get a job on Wall Street. You'll be able to at least pull gold diggers if you follow my advice.

 

[Savior]

Here is your answer, friend.

I didnt think of it that way....but then I never got rejected by a fat/ugly chick. Thing about them is that they got looooow self esteem. As long as you're halfway nice to them you're good unless you're a real elephant man looking ass nikka. But keep fighting the good fight playa