Lion: fukk it
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Amerikan Melanin
Veteran
Female lion: I know this nikka was slinging dikk to Sasha last night fukk him...but I do love that nikka maybe I will feed him...nah that one there too big and I’m not that hungry...but if I don’t feed him he might stay at Sasha’s den tonite too...ok I’m gonna get this one....
Male lion: bytch did you forget I was a bachelor before I met any of you hoes!!! I can feed myself move the fukk out the way and let me impress these CACs.
Wildebeest: mooooooooooahhhh... oh shyt wtf, YO y’all just gonna jump over a nikka!!! You see this big ass monster biting my neck...oh shyt I’m free! Aaaahhhh he got me again! Yo how y’all just running past me does nobody see this shyt!!
Male lion: bytch did you forget I was a bachelor before I met any of you hoes!!! I can feed myself move the fukk out the way and let me impress these CACs.
Wildebeest: mooooooooooahhhh... oh shyt wtf, YO y’all just gonna jump over a nikka!!! You see this big ass monster biting my neck...oh shyt I’m free! Aaaahhhh he got me again! Yo how y’all just running past me does nobody see this shyt!!
Lion: damn Gina...do i gotta do EVERYTHING round here?...*sigh*....hold on...
might be my favorite nature documentary of all time. the mapogos were fukking SAVAGE. shyt, savage probably doesnt even do them justice. they were murdering everything.
went out like some old school gangsters too.
might be my favorite nature documentary of all time. the mapogos were fukking SAVAGE. shyt, savage probably doesnt even do them justice. they were murdering everything.
went out like some old school gangsters too.
Mr T was bugging, killed his own brothers cubs. He was too much, he ended up fukking up every thing when he went at Makulu.
Makulu was the only one who died naturally. Heard that poachers got Rasta or Pretty Boy.
If that doesn't sum up the differences between males and females. 
All that indecisive sh!t women put us through. Looking at the menu, "ohhh I don't know.....it all looks so good." Where do you want to go for dinner? "Ohhh, I don't know. Mexican sounds good, but then again we haven't had Chinese in a while, ohhhh I don't know."
All that indecisive sh!t women put us through. Looking at the menu, "ohhh I don't know.....it all looks so good." Where do you want to go for dinner? "Ohhh, I don't know. Mexican sounds good, but then again we haven't had Chinese in a while, ohhhh I don't know."
Cat piss martini
Veteran
lioness: damn so many options
lioness: i dont want to just pick the 1st one
lioness: that one may not be tender
lion: fukk is wrong with you
lioness:
lion: bring yo ass on
lioness
lion: this why i hate shopping with you
lioness: i dont want to just pick the 1st one
lioness: that one may not be tender
lion: fukk is wrong with you
lioness:
lion: bring yo ass on
lioness
lion: this why i hate shopping with you
Blackrogue
Superstar
Even in the lion kingdom the women suck at sports
Lioness would make a terrible safety letting everything just get by it. Waiting for the one lame nikka to try get past it
It doesnt quite fit but his could be metaphor for when a woman trying to do something men are naturally better at..like a stud using a strap on to fukk p*ssy.
I wonder if the lioness came over to try and get some meat from the lion . And if the lion only agreeing if he can get some p*ssy
Lioness would make a terrible safety letting everything just get by it. Waiting for the one lame nikka to try get past it
It doesnt quite fit but his could be metaphor for when a woman trying to do something men are naturally better at..like a stud using a strap on to fukk p*ssy.
I wonder if the lioness came over to try and get some meat from the lion . And if the lion only agreeing if he can get some p*ssy
Blackrogue
Superstar
Even in the lion kingdom the women suck at sports
Lioness would make a terrible safety letting everything just get by it. Waiting for the one lame nikka to try get past it
It doesnt quite fit but his could be metaphor for when a woman trying to do something men are naturally better at..like a stud using a strap on to fukk p*ssy.
I wonder if the lioness came over to try and get some meat from the lion . And if the lion only agreeing if he can get some p*ssy
Lioness would make a terrible safety letting everything just get by it. Waiting for the one lame nikka to try get past it
It doesnt quite fit but his could be metaphor for when a woman trying to do something men are naturally better at..like a stud using a strap on to fukk p*ssy.
I wonder if the lioness came over to try and get some meat from the lion . And if the lion only agreeing if he can get some p*ssy
they were the peak example for king of the jungle tho. and mr t was top of the food chain. none of his actions were surprising when you consider they were wiping out whole prides and had a territory 5-10x larger than normal. as brutal as they were, it worked.
was just reading the other day that what helped dwindle their numbers was prides to the north and south seeing large spikes in male offspring. nature balanced out the scales on its own in the long run.
Blackrogue
Superstar
Wildebeest was trying to escape and the bytch still wasn't helping.
I'm surprised nobody said anything about that antelope being 
in the corner at the beginning of the video and I'm at the girl lion doing the little pump fake at the end. So that way when the male come back like "what was you doin? "
The girl lion can be like "I was about to get up but you ran past me and got him
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in the corner at the beginning of the video and I'm at the girl lion doing the little pump fake at the end. So that way when the male come back like "what was you doin? "The girl lion can be like "I was about to get up but you ran past me and got him
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yardman
Afro-pessimist
If that doesn't sum up the differences between males and females.
It shows you how similar we are
