List Of Stupid Lies Women Tell U When They Flake

[aboss4real24]

"I got a headache"

"Sorry i was busy at my mother house"

"I was cleaning up"

"I have a cold(in the summertime)"

"Im at my grandma funeral"

Add on...........

 

[Heafcliffe]

"my phone died"

 

[Rich Spirit]

"I got a headache"

"Sorry i was busy at my mother house"

"I was cleaning up"

"I have a cold(in the summertime)"

"Im at my grandma funeral"

Add on...........

i know who inspired you to make this thread

 

[killacal]

Yall getting curved hard as hell and like a boomerang I bet yall come right back

 

[Couth]

Idk. Females don't usually flake on me. And when they do they don't feel the need to make shyt up lol.


Sweat these hoes brehs.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

"I have to take my son driving"

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

"I'm pregnant"

 

[Diondon]

"I have to take my son driving"

My nikka chasing GILFs outchea

 

[L&HH]

My homie was supposed go on a date with a chick today.

He hits her up early to see if they were still on. She informs him her cousin came over from out of town and she didn't want to leave her cousin at the house by herself.

She then asks if he got a friend, he tried to hit me but I was doing some other shyt and he hit somebody else up. But the cousin decided not to go.

I told him just dead the chick. Well I been told him to dead her (he been texting her for 6 months and only seen her in person twice), but I think he finally ready to listen.

 

[Bledswole]

"I fell asleep"

 

[Wildin]

My kid is sick

I gotta pick my kid up

My babydad trippin so Im gonna keep my kid tonight

Im hanging out with my kid

I gotta take _____ to run errands

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

 

[At30wecashout]

Oh god
"Oh I forgot I had to do XYZ today."
Disre-fukking-spectful. Since im older now, hopefully flaks like that are minimized, cause I got shyt like that a few times.
Mugs set their days aside for some girl and she pulls that mess.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

" I didn't get that text " my personal favorite.

Your phone decided to fukk up 1 out of million text messages. Coincidentally the important and time sensitive one. Smh

 

[Bunchy Carter]

I never got stood up for a date; but I was stood up for a ride in college by a bytch. Back in college I was broke as fukk; so I asked this chick I knew for a ride to the airport. I called her up and she didn't pick up so I was strapped for money and I had enough time so I bought a greyhound ticket (i went to school in the country) to the airport. While on the bus there was a fatality on the freeway and bus driver had to detour and then he pulled over to take a shyt and stunk up the bus. When I got to the station I had to take a cab and I missed my plane. The chick called me back and said my bad I didn't hear my phone and I hung up on the bytch.

I had to sleep in the airport overnight and there was a dude and another chick there that went to my school and they were flying back to new york; so we ordered some pizza and shyt. I wanted to casket that bytch when I got back to school; she a would avoid me because she found out what happen because she knew she was wrong. I forgot about all about thay until this topic.