List Of Stupid Lies Women Tell U When They Flake

Chrishaune

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I never got stood up for a date; but I was stood up for a ride in college by a bytch. Back in college I was broke as fukk; so I asked this chick I knew for a ride to the airport. I called her up and she didn't pick up so I was strapped for money and I had enough time so I bought a greyhound ticket (i went to school in the country) to the airport. While on the bus there was a fatality on the freeway and bus driver had to detour and then he pulled over to take a shyt and stunk up the bus. When I got to the station I had to take a cab and I missed my plane. The chick called me back and said my bad I didn't hear my phone and I hung up on the bytch.

I had to sleep in the airport overnight and there was a dude and another chick there that went to my school and they were flying back to new york; so we ordered some pizza and shyt. I wanted to casket that bytch when I got back to school; she a would avoid me because she found out what happen because she knew she was wrong. I forgot about all about thay until this topic.


bringing back all kinds of :demonic: thoughts for a breh.
 

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Lemme guess, you didn't have ANY time to text back during your 9 hour shift at work :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you fell asleep :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you have to study all weekend even though we both know damn well you gonna wait to study at 2 AM on Sunday :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you weren't by your phone even though every time I see you you're looking at your phone :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you really wanted to see me but something came up AKA you wanna fukk one of them Canarsie Flossy crip nikkas :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you suddenly got afflicted with that H1N1 :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you're "busy" but you'll let me know later :henrycmon:













































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OP, i was a lurker when you made that thread on K michelle.

All bullshyt aside did you really fukk her and was it before she got ass shots?:feedme:
 

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Just ask yourself "What if she was telling the truth?" If you think someone is lying all the time to you, then don't waste your time. Men never lie ( :heh: )so just stick with your homeboys. I'm sure they will love you better anyways.
 

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I'm busy

I'm sick

And the worst imo, the one foot in and one foot out curve. Basically a womans "smart" way of saying she could be interested at some time but you aint a priority nikka.

Aka "I'm not sure yet, I may be down, lemme hit you back in an hr."

Hands down the most bs method is asking a question to make it seem like they would go. Aka "whos all going" (bytch u dont know nobody going wtf).
 

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I pretty much wouldn't even bother with they ass anymore. It annoyed the shyt out of me when they'd try to come up to a nikka like nothing happened, or come up with excuses. It was the worse when they'd try and ask for favors afterwards. So I figured, "shyt if it's like that I'll just treat em like they don't exist..." So, unless it was something valid, I'd just ignore them completely (in public or phone).
 
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