List Of Stupid Lies Women Tell U When They Flake

[director_of_bands]

what I be tripping off of is these hoes that had the audacity to curve me got even more audacity to call me back months and even years later like its all good on some 'we should reconnect' sht ...That "are you serious-you got some nerve-get all the way the fck out of here" text always takes care of that shyt though

 

[Turbulent]

honestly the moment a chick falkes i delete and get on with life

when a woman is into you, she can have chemo in the morning and still meet up for lunch, she could get shot in the afternoon in the arm and will be there for dinner.

yup. the Will Smith principle...always ask yourself, would she tell the same thing to Will Smith (or any other celeb)? if not, she doesn't respect you.

 

[Swing]

I saw her a couple times after that and asked me why i flaked on her.

 

[Jhoon]

If she wasnt such a hood chick, i would have cursed her out.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

yup. the Will Smith principle...always ask yourself, would she tell the same thing to Will Smith (or any other celeb)? if not, she doesn't respect you.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

what I be tripping off of is these hoes that had the audacity to curve me got even more audacity to call me back months and even years later like its all good on some 'we should reconnect' sht

[Joey Bada$$] My nikka... [/Joey Bada$$]

 

[Geminigirl]

this is seriously amazing to me.

 

[Rawtid]

this is seriously amazing to me.

What's amazing?

 

[Playa With Tha Passport]

OP, i was a lurker when you made that thread on K michelle.

All bullshyt aside did you really fukk her and was it before she got ass shots?

Tf

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Keep her around a little bit longer and then curve the shyt out of her. Then pretend she no longer exists. Females hate that. The one about the phone dying is nonsense unless it's some young chick though...they run through chargers like it's nobody's business. But grown folks should know to keep a house and car charger plus a charger at their mama's house ie spares. I do. lol You got the cell phone and you spent that money on it....might as well be prepared for what may come.

 

[Perpetual Beast]

"My husband's home"

bytchhhhhh, you didn't care last time​

 

[Non Sequitur]

"My husband's home"

bytchhhhhh, you didn't care last time​

So demonic

 

[Jplaya2023]

My daughters bus got in an accident

*watches the news*

*sees no mention of a schoolbus accident*

FOH hoe

 

[KravenMorehead™]

this is seriously amazing to me.

What's amazing?

I'm guessing these are the stupid lies men tell her/other women when they flake life is funny like that

 

[Nobuo Uematsu]

Lemme guess, you weren't by your phone even though every time I see you you're looking at your phone :henrycmon:

this one. I used to mess with a chick who would claim not to see my texts but her phone was always glued to her fukkin eyeballs.