List Of Stupid Lies Women Tell U When They Flake

[Beedad]

If she wasnt such a hood chick, i would have cursed her out.

You Should've Did It. Hood Chicks Are Used To Getting Cursed Out

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Funny thing about this thread is u explained this shyt to my therapist and he had the nerve to tell me that I was being negative and paranoid. He came up in a different lifetime and doesn't understand the world us young guys live in.

Lemme guess, you didn't have ANY time to text back during your 9 hour shift at work :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you fell asleep :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you have to study all weekend even though we both know damn well you gonna wait to study at 2 AM on Sunday :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you weren't by your phone even though every time I see you you're looking at your phone :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you really wanted to see me but something came up AKA you wanna fukk one of them Canarsie Flossy crip nikkas :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you suddenly got afflicted with that H1N1 :henrycmon:

Lemme guess, you're "busy" but you'll let me know later :henrycmon:

Lmao who is that in the smileys?

Just ask yourself "What if she was telling the truth?" If you think someone is lying all the time to you, then don't waste your time. Men never lie ( )so just stick with your homeboys. I'm sure they will love you better anyways.

These threads aren't for chicks.

honestly the moment a chick falkes i delete and get on with life

when a woman is into you, she can have chemo in the morning and still meet up for lunch, she could get shot in the afternoon in the arm and will be there for dinner.

lmao yup

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

"My friend's birthday was during the week, so were celebrating tonight"

I got hit with that one a few times.

 

[mannyrs13]

Good thing a woman didn't tell me this was a good thread cuz that would've been added to the list of lies.

 

[At30wecashout]

what I be tripping off of is these hoes that had the audacity to curve me got even more audacity to call me back months and even years later like its all good on some 'we should reconnect' sht ...That "are you serious-you got some nerve-get all the way the fck out of here" text always takes care of that shyt though

Story of my life at one point. Simping and simping, get curved. She ran the gauntlet with dudes who hit and quit, and now
she wants attention months later. Goddamn.

 

[CarltonJunior]

"I forgot we was supposed to do that today, can we reschedule"

"I had to go to the hospital"

"I need to babysit, can't leave my little *relative* home alone"

"I made other plans with my friend, why don't you meet us?" *never cooperates after that*

"We got some food at the house, that would be a waste of money"

"I don't have my wallet/purse/key to the house right now"




The last one doesn't happen to me as much as I get older, but I got hit with that like 3 months ago and I haven't spoken to the bytch since.

 

[Grams]

Funny thing about this thread is u explained this shyt to my therapist and he had the nerve to tell me that I was being negative and paranoid. He came up in a different lifetime and doesn't understand the world us young guys live in.


Lmao who is that in the smileys?

These threads aren't for chicks.

lmao yup

Thierry Henry

 

[CopiousX]

" I didn't get that text " my personal favorite.

Your phone decided to fukk up 1 out of million text messages. Coincidentally the important and time sensitive one. Smh

 

[CopiousX]

My daughters bus got in an accident

*watches the news*

*sees no mention of a schoolbus accident*

FOH hoe

 

[skokiaan]

I have a cold(in the summertime)"

this one is good coz now u just ignore that bytch for 10 days to let her collect her thoughts and know the rules