Little cheat codes everyone should know?

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you're going out to a function with the intention of hooking up with a woman, always "rub one out" before you leave. Your thirst level goes WAY down
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This doesn't work as well for huge countries like China/India or well known places like West Europe/Canada etc.to be honest, but I was scoring 10/10 with African chicks when I was single. It even works for places like East Europe.

This works for women too, for India. Working on a trucking industry I get a lot of guys who speak English as a second language. One guy had the red tie on his wrist, so I asked him if he felt like Hollywood made a gimmick out of his religion (remember when every white person in Hollywood was on that Koran kick around 2003-2009??)

And he was like yeah... and laughed it off. I guess a lot of times they don’t expect a young black woman to know about their religious practices. I had another guy go find space in our building cause he had to pray. Some other drivers were surprised when I took the food they offered cause I knew it wasn’t pork.



... then I remembered I took food from a truck driver and felt like I needed to vomit.
 

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Ask for fries w/o salt and a salt packet on the side, that way they have to make a fresh batch

Ask for plastic utensils when at a restaurant

Grab a bag and pick the grapes you need instead of buying the whole bag (still don't know why people don't do this)

Poke a small hole through ketchup cover for more control and less likely of that prejuice coming out
Lol cuz grapes cheap af
 

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If you find yourself a little forgetful, try doing something unusual when you do something you need to remember. For example, when you lock the door, knock on it a few times. The feeling in you're knuckles will remind you that you locked the door.

I can't tell you how many times I'd lock the door, start leaving the lot at my complex only to park and go check my door again.

This is :leon:
 

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at Chipotle, ask for a side of guacamole instead of putting the guac right on the burrito... you get much more in the side cup

Also, wait for the server to give you the first scoop before you say double chicken. They tend to skimp you if you say so beforehand

Also, always ask for a bowl with a tortilla on the side instead of a burrito. You get more food that way.
 
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