LMAO @ how every sunday Jesus tempts recovoring alcoholics into drinking his blood

[smokeurobinson]

6 of the 12 Steps in the 12 step program



3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.



So you are a recovering alcoholic and the 12 step program tells u to get closer to God. You go to church and the Preacher/Priest out of no where says:






"Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, saying, "Drink from it, all of you.
This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins."






Jesus is telling you that salvation is in his blood and you're sitting in the pew like:







Jesus' troll game is classic

 

[Cabbage Patch]

I know of a couple churches, one Catholic but most Protestants, which don't offer wine as part of the ritual.

 

[newarkhiphop]

Most churches either don't serve wine or offer grape juice as alternative

 

[ba'al]

Most churches either don't serve wine or offer grape juice as alternative

The A.m.e churches down here serve grape juice and this shyt.

What ever that is. Taste like styrofoam.

 

[RandomDudeOnColi]

This thread won't end well.

 

[smokeurobinson]

I know of a couple churches, one Catholic but most Protestants, which don't offer wine as part of the ritual.

Most churches either don't serve wine or offer grape juice as alternative

On the flip side I know some churches that allow kids to go up and actually drink the wine.

 

[All Knowledge]

shyt was some watered down juice cocktail when I was growing up.

They only broke the wine out for special occasions

 

[Illuminatos]

Eat another man's body brehs.

 

[mannyrs13]

That must be how the current alcoholics feel. Going to church only after a weekend of partying, trying to repent for their sins, and the church trying to get them to keep drinking.

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Alcohol destroys lives.

 

[Seedz]

Oh shyt I never thought about this.



Thank God I'm not religious like that, I'd be fukked.

Or maybe I shoulda be thanking someone else.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

I'm stealing this

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Most churches either don't serve wine or offer grape juice as alternative

whats that say about the religion?

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

The A.m.e churches down here serve grape juice and this shyt.

What ever that is. Taste like styrofoam.

I went to my aunt's church and one of the ushers gave me that nasty shyt

 

[GPBear]

lol @ Jesus putting a buncha guys in charge of his gospel, and then they end up touching little boys

oh wait that's not something to lol at...