LOL at Going On Dates

[Bless't]

Co-sign.

Two months ago I bagged this chick at the gas station. While she was on break from her job nearby. We set up chill first date or whatever at the sushi spot up the street and maybe a lil smoke after. Cool. The day of while she's on the way in her car this bytch calls me and wants to suggest a different spot. (strike 1) I'm like, well where. She picks a restaurant (strike 2). The whole time we on the phone though I can hear voices in the background. I ask her who it is and she says "Oh it's my girls they coming too" (strike 3 she gone) Shorty trying to pull moves straight out the ratchet handbook on the wrong one. I just go. "Oh....ard. "

Hung up, blocked her number and went to the bar instead. That going on dates shyt is for the birds.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Blackout]

Hoes these days...
OP, your a hoe .

You will do great in life sista.

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

I mean 90% of hoes you should never drop dime on, but If the girl is blonde haired blue eyed 10 piece(I am Mexican) shyt Im down to spend.

a lot of these nikkas on here are lying that's why.

 

[beenz]

I took the wife on a "date" last night.

 

[Sunalmighty]

You niccas sound like children at times. A date, the first couple atleast should be coffee and conversation.

 

[Action Mike]

Co-sign.

Two months ago I bagged this chick at the gas station. While she was on break from her job nearby. We set up chill first date or whatever at the sushi spot up the street and maybe a lil smoke after. Cool. The day of while she's on the way in her car this bytch calls me and wants to suggest a different spot. (strike 1) I'm like, well where. She picks a restaurant (strike 2). The whole time we on the phone though I can hear voices in the background. I ask her who it is and she says "Oh it's my girls they coming too" (strike 3 she gone) Shorty trying to pull moves straight out the ratchet handbook on the wrong one. I just go. "Oh....ard. "

Hung up, blocked her number and went to the bar instead. That going on dates shyt is for the birds.

The audacity

 

[MillionMills]

You niccas sound like children at times. A date, the first couple atleast should be coffee and conversation.

Why? If she's willing to come over, why go out for coffee?

 

[Buckeye Fever]

OP said some real shyt when he said "they either like you, or they dont"

If a date sways her decision one way or the other, she dont really feel you like that

 

[Art Barr]

Lowkey brag thread.

low key, you don't get it.

Anyway,.. To the threadstarter.
you won't get laid taking a female out.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

IMPORTANT PHRASE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE WITH WOMEN:

imma fall through,....



Art Barr

 

[Jahmal]

You niccas sound like children at times. A date, the first couple atleast should be coffee and conversation.

Why spend money if you dont have to? i have chicks come stright to my place or meet me at the park and then come to my place. no point in spending money on a chick until after you have smashed.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

If there are so many good men out there in the dating scene, why arent you married yet?

Why do I need to get married?


ETA: I don't appreciate you changing your comment after I dapped your post

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Not really. Only sexist men think this way.

 

[TheNig]

If you want something more than just fukking, like an actual partner to converse with and spend time with, then Ya you take them on a goddamn date.

I hear all this talk about daddy issues, but how bout mommy issues with all these fakkit ass dudes out here just trying to fukk

Come on brehs

Ah shyt!!!! You agree with women. I guess you a simp now.

 

[MillionMills]

Not really. Only sexist men think this way.

Don't try to start an argument with me