You not gon' get a call back if you think I'm eating some runny ass eggs
Lol they're not runny, that's hollandaise sauce. Its made of yolk, butter, lemon juice. Whisk together. Drizzle over a poached egg sitting on an english muffin with ham or bacon. The sauce makes the dish i think. This is why I love being cook, everybody likes different things. I can cook an egg so many different ways. I can cook an egg in pasta sauce. I can fry an egg inside of a piece of bread and make a grilled cheese sandwich. I can make a pizza with an egg baked into it.
Girl, what you like? Soft scramble. I got that. Hard scramble I got that. Egg whites only. I got you. Sunny side up. I can do that. Omelets. I can do that too. Poached. Hard boiled. My favorite egg dish is an egg poached in tomato sauce served with bread and herbed polenta. shyt is fire. My best friend loves New Orleans' fried egg with hot sauce. I fry her eggs and I gotta say my fried eggs are perfect.
Girl I was scared and nervous af because I never did the meeting someone offline thing
First date was dope and the second one was too
Who would've thought I would go out with a coli nikka
Ain't nothing wrong with this Coli nikka other than all the shyt that's wrong with me I'm quite charming and unexpectedly nurturing. I'm just really mean before I'm those things. Can't have people thinking shyt is sweet.

My speciality is fertilizing eggs
