Look At This Detroit Security Frau- I Mean Guard.

[TaxCollector13459]

“Omni-Security, getting people killed since 1988!”

check the resume partna




whole team eating




still spending money from 88

 

[TaxCollector13459]

What happens if you attempt that bullshyt in real situations:

oh shyt im in tears

edit:
even the dog looking like I can drop this mfker

 

[HandyWithTheSteel]

When I started seeing these viral clips popping up I couldn’t tell if it was a skit or not.

Dude looks like Rex Kwon Do.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Was waiting for some to post this

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Have your spiritual fitness up
If you follow his advice

 

[Mowgli]

Coli self defense

Curl up in a ball and wait to be executed. You don't want to force your killer to end you prematurely.

 

[Cladyclad]

This is by far his best tip

 

[Krisrunner2049]

Seriously

Hopefully yu

 

[detroitwalt]

 

[Piff Perkins]

Dunno how to explain it but this dude is giving off wild Brian Pumper energy, pause. That delusional over confidence while selling a product/service that is trash.

 

[Arcavian]

This shyt is absurd

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

 

[BangBike]

 

[RARI_Godwind]

Survivability

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Terrible idea

The smart move is to give up your car and keep your life.

A car can be replaced.

Your life can't.

Or stop driving Chargers/Challengers