Lookin' @ss B**ch Rant (super long) Gold Digger Problems
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Illuminatos
#OVOXO
I know I don't normally post too much about what goes in my personal life but I just have to rant about this one. A lot of you probably won't feel me on this but oh well. I'll give you some morning entertainment.
So here is the back story. I have a good friend. Let's call her Angel. Now Angel is also a dancer like me but, she, and I have hustled together in the past with no problem. Now I won't say that she hasn't hooked me up in the past but I would say that my hook ups have been far greater than hers. fukking with me she has left out of spots $600 richer and a stomach full of the finest the 4 Seasons has to offer for nothing more than a kiss on the cheek. The best she has gotten me is a free 5 course meal at Clyde's and $100 for the same kiss on the cheek. It's is a bit unbalance but a good wingman is invaluable. She looks very similar to Persia White but lighter and thinner.
Normally she and I work well together b/c we look so different and have different preferences. She is tall, light, thin and prefers WM (she is half white), and I am average height, brown skinned, thicker ( you all have seen my picture) and prefer BM.
However, the last few times we have been out she has started to display this 'lookin' ass' behavior. By that I mean, instead of staying on her grind and play her role (ie falling back when she needs to fall back or shining when she needs to shine) she has started dipping into my lane. For example, she knows this guy who just started a modeling agency in LA who has hooked her up with a few BS gigs. I met him and he is super nice. He expressed to her that he thought I was very attractive and asked would he have a chance. She straight cox blocked and told him no (a lie). There has also been times when I guy will walk up and talk to me and she has straight started gabbing his ear off. I have written the behavior off as being drunk or having a naturally flirtatious personality (which we both have) until yesterday.
Anywho, there is a guy. Lets call him James. James has been trying to holla at me for years. We just fall out of touch but he always pops back up again. This time around (in the last few months) James is really putting in an obvious effort to see me.
Anyway, this weekend James and many of his college alumni throw a huge party that lasted all weekend long. I'm talking suites near the White House, sporting events, popping bottles at multiple clubs and the whole nine. I attended a few events on Friday but skipped Saturday b/c I had other engagements.
So Sunday roles around and James is texting me to come back to DC to hang out for brunch and the wind down. But I tell him that I am going to lunch with my girl friend instead. So he strategically has the group go for drinks in the same part of town she and I will be in, calls and tells me to meet up with his group. lol I like a tactfully persistent man.
I let Angel know, and she is down. She has met with a few members of this group before but I reiterated that these people are super nice, super fun however they are Black professionals, they have money and pretentious when they want to be. I am talking doctors, lawyers, lobbyist and so on. Which in gold digger language means bring your A game, don't embarrass me and dress for the occasion. Now she likes to think of herself as cultured b/c she has been to Europe and speaks French so I thought she'd be okay. First mistake.
I give her the run down and let her know that she can get what she wants b/c we are already taken care of and there is a guy there who I have lined up for her (we'll call him Frank). Like James, Frank is handsome, funny, well paid, in good shape and has no kids. All she has to do is play her role and she could possibly be dating a dude most women die to have. Plus Frank has already let me know on Friday that he was interested in her from their previous meeting.
Okay I am getting to the point. So Angel looks pretty cute when we step out except she has on no make up. I thought she might be able to get away with it b/c she is an attractive woman. Second mistake.
So we get to the spot and there are 4 other people there besides James and Frank. First, all is well and we are laughing it up. I notice that the group is not really warming up to her but it doesn't matter b/c we are only there for 2 people anyway. But then I notice Frank is not showing as much interest as I had hoped and seems more interested in making me laugh. He liked her well enough before and she has a pretty good personality so I can only guess that her cute but somewhat homely appearance is killing my plan. But I thinking maybe her hustle is just a little rusty and she's pick it up at the next spot.
All the while everyone else is getting drinks and an appetizers. She orders drinks, appetizer, entree and dessert. Embarrassing as hell.James doesn't even order any food, just drinks, so I feed him half of mines.
I was planning on Frank taking care of her but at this point I think he was turned off. However my date is grade A and takes care of the both of us.
So now the thirsty 'lookin' ass' behavior comes in (well it really started with her ordering everything on the fukking menu). Before the bill comes she is saying he has to leave but once James pays the $200 bill without batting an eyelash she becomes free and available.
James tells me he wants to go to this other spot to get some food since he didn't eat. So the groups rolls over to this restaurant. She and I ride with James and the rest of the group rides together. James drives an A8 with red leather interior and would think that the bytch never seen a car before. She starts rubbing the leather and tries to lay down in the back seat. Embarrassing as hell. James makes a little joke and she sits her silly ass up.
We get to the restaurant and James ends up sitting between the 2 of us. She sits inappropriately close to James and doing that shyt she has done in the past where she talks a guy's ear off to keep him from paying attention to anything but her. The thirst is above obvious now. Frank has abandoned her to the other side of the table and the barely speak again for the rest of the night.
We order a pitcher of margaritas and that is all I and most of the rest of the group have. But James and another guy order food. When it comes James offers to let everyone have some of his food. Frank and another lady take a bit but of course Angel takes half the plate. She devours it like she didn't just eat a 3 course meal. She damn near licks it clean by picking up the last few grains of rice off the plate. I almost died a million deaths.
At this point I let James know that I am ready to role. Frank gives a half hearted attempt to get her number at the end of the night but her phone was dead so he just said fukk it and told her to get his number through me. I would rather light myself on fire.
So James drops us off and I am driving her home and the bytch doesn't say a word about the night and tries to talk about some TV show. We just spend 5 hours with these people who fed you TWICE and you don't have one word to say? She didn't even tell me thank you. The hate was coming out of this tramps pores!
I already know James is going to clown her ass up and down the wall next time I talk to him. Embarrassing as hell.
The worst part is not that she totally fukked it up with a PRIME dude or that she thought she could move in on a dude who has wanted me for YEARS spent at least $400 that weekend just feeding and entertaining me (not include the money he spent on the rest of the weekend) for nothing more than a few hugs by licking food off her plate. It's that I have to get a new wingman. Stupid stupid greedy no home training having can't pull your own weight country bytch.
Okay I'm done.
I didn't read any of this of course, but I didn't think strippers were capable of knowing so many words, much less being able to put them together in a big ass wall of text like this.
I'm impressed.
Sound advice. Does paying for a cab count?
I didn't read any of this of course, but I didn't think strippers were capable of knowing so many words, much less being able to put them together in a big ass wall of text like this.
I'm impressed.
I'm telling you breh, if you keep going at her like this everytime, the universe will make sure you fall in love and marry a stripper
I meant to do that u mook
mcdivit85
Superstar
Now you sound like you need to be dropped off at Meals on Wheels.
I think you said you weren't trying to hustle dude. Either way, breaking some bread will help your cause.
- If you hustlin him: it will lowers his "she trying to come up" defense
- If you not hustlin him: it will make you seem like a chick who is not selfish and doesn't mind pitching in
Not to mention, if dude knows you're a stripper, then you still getting vetted whether you know it or not. No dude is going to assume you're a stripper with a heart of gold.
Peace
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
I'm telling you breh, if you keep going at her like this everytime, the universe will make sure you fall in love and marry a stripper
Please don't wish that on me breh.
C'mon now
If I was hustling I would have asked for whatever I wanted by now. I would not even be seen in public with a guy I was hustling unless I was getting paid. I would never pay for anything in that situation. Ever
I wasn't being literal like "is all I need do is pay for a cab." I think it's start. I offered to pay several times during the weekend but he deny it. I paid for the cab b/c I was the only one with cash which he did not want me to do. I already said I was not hustling him. I know how to act around men. Men are my business. Why do you think I am on this website. I study ya'll. I'm already one step ahead of that but any other advice would be met with open ears.
The vetting...that interesting. Maybe that is why he was so pressed to get me out this weekend.It's like House of Cards. At the end of the night he did say those were all the people he wanted me to meet.
It was a joke. Don't be so serious.
mortuus est
Veteran
maybe angel wasnt feeling right that night, did you even ask her how she was? 
and maybe she wasnt really feeling dude too
and maybe she wasnt really feeling dude too
mcdivit85
Superstar
Sounds like you got it figured out...good things.
The weekend was definitely a "let me see" thing. I think every tried and true dude does some level of "let me see" initially. My personal favorite is what I call "Operation Pump Fake"
You did well, but your friend hurt the image. You're right....dude is going to clown her next time y'all meet. Might need to throw in a "yea, she's a chick I used to hang out with but haven't seen her in a while" kinda line. Chicks tend to underestimate the "company you keep" rating when factoring in how strongly that can affect the girlfriend vs jumpoff scale.
Interesting read.
Peace
TrueAlphaMale
Pro
A stripper, who lies to men in hopes of getting lots of money, realizes that strippers are untrustworthy.
A stripper, who lies to men in hopes of getting lots of money, realizes that strippers are untrustworthy.
touche'