Looking for advice on cruises. Planning a trip in October

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If your going with your girl, go on a cruise that only old people go on.

You’ll enjoy the cruise without all the fukkery and no urge to cheat.
I'm going with my girl and I'm looking for some that aren't for kids. Absolutely no Disney. Kinda iffy about carnival bc it's made for families with kids.

Not stressing the cheating part :heh:
 

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If you you know Brazillian Jiujitsu do not walk the ship while wifey asleep

You gonna make demonic female friends.
 

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Norwegian and Royal Caribbean are the best
Make sure when you book the cruise to book the excursions before you get on the boat the reason is because they will be sold out when everyone is on board.
get the drink pass it makes sense to order it when you buy your ticket. you don't want to order a bunch of drinks and then look at the bill when it's time to debark.
have some cash on hand to tip the guy/crew that cleans your room. you can tip them through the system but they appreciate it when you hand it to them.
the wifi on the boat is horrible but the cellular plans are pretty bad for cruises too. i don't know how to fix that but turn your phone on airplane mode.
I was leaning towards Norwegian bc it's adult oriented. I saw good reviews for them. It's a pretty big boat too which is a plus
 

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I'm going with my girl and I'm looking for some that aren't for kids. Absolutely no Disney. Kinda iffy about carnival bc it's made for families with kids.

Not stressing the cheating part :heh:

Princess Cruises caters to the 35 and up club only.
 

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Get the drinks package

Cruises work best if you single. Last one I went to with my wife and had all kinds of hoes eying me without being able to do shyt

On a cruise you just gotta embrace the hedonism basically. Drink/eat/fukk till you drop
That's kinda the plan but with my girl
 

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Princess Cruises caters to the 35 and up club only.
That sound like a Tom Joyner cruise or something. I'm not on that level yet :mjlol:

I just don't want kids running around everywhere. shyt gets annoying
 

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Do NOT go on a cruise!!!!!!!!!!!
Too many cruises are a scam.
Also all cruises have HORRIBLE ventilation that increases the spread of germs, bacteria and viruses!!!!!!!!!
STAY THE FUKK AWAY!
 

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Carnival the only option if you want fun and fukkery
NCL has plenty of fukkery too. I've taken four on NCL and like 10 on Carnival. Always a great time. Definitely keep your girl close. If you into cheating the p*ssy comes easy if you want it. I've peeped so many dudes that will fukk a girl one night and walk around holding their actual girl's hand the next.

Last one I was on this dude made a major upgrade. Met him and his girl on the first night. Average looking white girl. Later he met this BAD thick ass mixed girl later that night. Homey ended up knocking her down. Straight broke up with his girl on the ship and spent the rest of the cruise with the new girl. I was mad cause I was trying to get at her too.
 

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Make sure it’s 21+
Yup. Especially during the summer months. Nothing but kids running around and not near as fun. During the months school is in session though even the regular cruise lines are straight in regards to not too many kids on there.
 

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You have to decide where you want to go, how long you want the cruise to be, how much money you are willing to spend.

Gulf is a big place, do you want to leave from Miami? Fort Lauderdale? Orlando?
 
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