Gizmo_Duck
blathering blatherskite!
I completely missed Marshall leaving for 3 days. I thought he just left for like one night.
That 3 days did him in, that and her whole approach to relationships in general
Let’s be honest, she could have ran him ragged for 10 more years if she wanted. Marshall wasn’t going anywhere.
He would have pulled his sassy “im going home to give you space to cool down” tactics and be right back on his knees. Even when he came back he acted so shocked that she wanted to call it off.
this is standard reality tv fakeout. They have no real issues.

Everything she told Marshall is what Josh said at the coffee spot
chill on that, but he’d be goofy and keeping doing it saying yaaasss.