Low-key the Old Testament was kinda Lit....Mad Entertaining

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oh and how was god angry at Moses but was ok with all the fukkkery the boy David was doing??


The underlying reason God was upset with Moses was because of the pride Moses shows when he took credit for a miracle God had him do. The same type of pride that sparked Satan and the Watchers. Whereas David was always humble even in sin.
 

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If you're a Catholic then you'll have the complete versions(called the apocrypha). ..those are my faves...:ohlawd:

Book of tobith and wisdom and Judith
You other Christians missed out :lolbron:

One thing I'll give the bible. Till this day, nothing was better written....:to:

The Roman Catholics are likely missing books out of their Bible too. Until a few years ago I didn't realize that there was a Gospel of Thomas and a Book of Judas. I haven't heard about either book in many Bibles.

The Bible was also translated many times, so I am not sure what was included or left out. The Greeks and Ethiopians may also have different books than the Roman Catholic, but I am not sure of the differences in each sects Bibles.
 

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True true although no other writing comes close in ancient times tho....not even the translation of ancient sumerian or the Egyptian book of the dead...

Because it is the bible a compilation of all historical texts created before.

The Israelites are nothing but ancient Egyptians that the creators of the story changed and made them different.
 

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god was straight up :demonic: in the old testament

nikka got mad that humans were getting along and said nah fukk that shyt go back to fighting :picard:


God knows what "getting along" leads to,and he doesn't like race mixing. The chosen people should not be mixing with lesser people,watering down the bloodline:hhh:
 

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FAVORITE topic to debate about in theology class back in high school. :ahh:

So much fukkery that the teacher couldn't readily explain away.:ohlawd:
 

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For those who are reading the scripture due to this thread...

What version are you reading?

I can’t do the King James Version to save my life. shyt just puts me to sleep. I read the New Living Translation because it’s so much easier.
 

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For those who are reading the scripture due to this thread...

What version are you reading?

I can’t do the King James Version to save my life. shyt just puts me to sleep. I read the New Living Translation because it’s so much easier.


I'm reading the CEV.

It's cool and all. But this shyt dumb. I'm tryna figure out why ppl take some parts literally and ignore others
 

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God was not playing no games


Who are the modern day descendants of the Moabites? :picard:

I heard that it's the Asians


Book of Enoch told the real story of human history and they took that shyt out.

Angels was openly fukking humans
Teaching humans how to make magic do makeup and all the dumb shyt.

God wanted humans to be simple

Book of Enoch showed how Demonic the Angels were, also puts in perspective
why Cacs do what they do. Also explains why Jesus had to come, Original man seed created by God was too mixed-up. That's why he sent the flood
 

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Lol. Yo, so why do Christians and Muslims pray to the same god as Jews when God only cared about Jewish ppl and direct descendents of Abraham?
Scripture is just interpretation aka bias, depending on who wrote the translation. "God" didn't only care about Jews, it was just recorded that way.

Same way Christian's started the propaganda of blue eyed Jesus.
 

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Scripture is just interpretation aka bias, depending on who wrote the translation. "God" didn't only care about Jews, it was just recorded that way.

Same way Christian's started the propaganda of blue eyed Jesus.

But I'm reading the Christian bible and it says that the Jews were his chosen ppl.

Why wouldn't they make themselves his chosen people?
 
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