Low-key the Old Testament was kinda Lit....Mad Entertaining

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I read them online and I have some e-books on it. I'm on mobile, but when I get on PC I'll share them with you. I have the book of Enoch, Talmud, Gnosticism book, Torah, and Kaballah on my PC.
Oh okay I thought you meant one book going through the history. But that would be cool if you shared what you got. I read a little of book of Enoch. Reads like straight up fantasy
 

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Exactly breh. I can't take any of these Christians (Westernized ones) seriously. The OT prohibits shellfish, pork, shrimp, and unclean food. My own family makes up an excuse to eat it. I'll say this, as an Agnostic I follow the dietary laws and incorporate them into my dietary regime.

I understand not eating pork but what's wrong with shrimp?
 

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And then Lot creating kids through incest with his daughter who he offer to the sodomites to get gang raped initially. And afterwards a whole new tribe of people was born out of incest the Moabites.

Who are the modern day descendants of the Moabites? :picard:
 

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Who are the modern day descendants of the Moabites? :picard:

I think they were from the modern Country of Jordan.

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I assume that they migrated to Europe, because as did so many other Middle Eastern people. The Greeks, Romans and other Europeans engaged in some of that same shyt; including incest.
 

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:dahell: at Lot's daughters getting him drunk then having sex with him so they can bare children :gucci:
:dahell: at The booty goons from sodom trying to rape the angels :gucci:

the old testament is messy/crazy af
When I 1st read about the fakkits from Sodom plotting on Angel bussy like :takedat: i was :picard:
 

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As a non christian breh

Can someone explain to me why there’s different testaments? Why did people dropped the Old Testament for the new one?

If you are a Christian then there are two testaments; the old one and new new one.

The old testament was describing the law and the prophets. The new testament is Jesus fulfilling the law.

The only people that follow the new testament are the followers of Jesus. The followers of Jesus were Jews that believed that he was sent by God to fulfill the law. Non-Jews were allowed to by the disciples of Jesus to become followers after Jesus' death.

The Jews that become Christians still only follow the old testament. Muslims to my understanding follow the old testament, but they also know the new testament; but they don't believe that Jesus was the Son of God sent to save the World. Muslims do believe the Jesus was a prophet sent by God the same as they believe that the Muhammad was a prophet.
 

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Old Testament is probally the earliest documentation of the HARD ON HOES dogma

"THESE HOES BE ACTING UP ...CAUSE ADAM AND THE GENTILES BE LETTING EM!!!!!!!!!" :ufdup:

ADAM got kicked out the damn
house cause he listen to that Broad and her pimp Satan


The overall theme of the OT:

DONT PUT SHYT PASS NO HOE



 
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