Low-key the Old Testament was kinda Lit....Mad Entertaining

[KENNY DA COOKER]

My favorite Old Testament verse:

Ecclesiasties 10:19

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

 

[Samori Toure]

Psalm 137:9 ‘Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks’?"

Yeah and then they were always going around killing not only their enemies, but every other sumbytch in that enemies family that could "piss against a wall."

1 Samuel 25:22
1 Kings 16:11
2 Kings 9:8

 

[Alaafin]

god was straight up in the old testament

nikka got mad that humans were getting along and said nah fukk that shyt go back to fighting

 

[SirReginald]

Man, Exodus is the funniest. God was gonna kill them all so many times but Moses always stepped in on some


Moses had hell dealing with them, trying and failing to keep them in line. He messed up one time and couldn't go to the promised land I'm still salty about that, let that man in! Hasn't he suffered enough?


Old Testiment God was ruthless, he'd strike you out without a 2nd thought. New Testament is full of forgiveness. I swear, you'd think they were 2 different Gods.

shyt is too confusing for me.

 

[Calmye]

Some people separate the OT & NT. Like, there's some Christians that don't follow OT custom/laws.

Why would Christians follow IT custom laws? Have you ever read Deuteronomy?

 

[SirReginald]

Why would Christians follow IT custom laws? Have you ever read Deuteronomy?

I haven't read the Bible in full. Just the break down of the history of the Abrahamic faiths.

 

[Calmye]

I haven't read the Bible in full. Just the break down of the history of the Abrahamic faiths.

Jesus pretty much put a lot of the OT costumes to bed. What book did you read about the Abrahamic Faith's? Can you link the book please

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Some people separate the OT & NT. Like, there's some Christians that don't follow OT custom/laws.

You think a byatch is gonna give up JUMBO SHRIMP and BABY BACK RIBS??


THATS WHY THESE HOES LOVE JESUS

because he said ...

Its NOT what goeth in thy mouth that defiles a man its what comes out"


GOD was too strict for these hoes

 

[Calmye]

You think a byatch is gonna give up JUMBO SHRIMP and BABY BACK RIBS??


THATS WHY THESE HOES LOVE JESUS

because he said ...

Its NOT what goeth in thy mouth that defiles a man its what comes out"


GOD was too strict for these hoes

 

[SirReginald]

You think a byatch is gonna give up JUMBO SHRIMP and BABY BACK RIBS??


THATS WHY THESE HOES LOVE JESUS

because he said ...

Its NOT what goeth in thy mouth that defiles a man its what comes out"


GOD was too strict for these hoes

Exactly breh. I can't take any of these Christians (Westernized ones) seriously. The OT prohibits shellfish, pork, shrimp, and unclean food. My own family makes up an excuse to eat it. I'll say this, as an Agnostic I follow the dietary laws and incorporate them into my dietary regime.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

What did i offend you or something?

 

[Calmye]

What did i offend you or something?

Naw I could give a shyt what you believe.
It was just funny how you worded it

 

[SirReginald]

Jesus pretty much put a lot of the OT costumes to bed. What book did you read about the Abrahamic Faith's? Can you link the book please

I read them online and I have some e-books on it. I'm on mobile, but when I get on PC I'll share them with you. I have the book of Enoch, Talmud, Gnosticism book, Torah, and Kaballah on my PC.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Naw I could give a shyt what you believe.
It was just funny how you worded it

I dont get involved in the sementics breh

Jesus and god are the same shyt

Just like these religions are the same shyt different toilet

All a bunch of metaphorical allegories which were not meant to be taken literally

 

[Axolotl]

this shyt puts makes works like Game of Thrones and Berserk look like some PG rated shyt tbh