Low key, there is NO WAY any hero should even get past level one or two of a sidescrolling shooter

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

or beat em up

think about a metal slug game...literally like 100 soldiers SITTING AND WAITING for you to walk up to them, bombs on deck, tanks on deck, everything and you just got the machine gun

Streets of rage, or double dragon...imagine in YOUR CITY...like if you all know seattle, each level was the distance from JAMES to VIRGINIA, from FIRST to BROADWAY....you gonna beat up THAT MANY GUYS and mini bosses? Jimmy lee would be toast by the time he reached Seneca on first

In Gunstar heroes..the PURE FUKKERY of the bad guys jumpin off the walls and throwin bombs at you...good riddance


every final boss in every game should still be the boss in their city and have your girl on demand after kidnapping them

 

[Kartel13]

Acting like the belmont clan are chumps

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Fighting 100 soldiers one at a time finding food and drinks in crates and barrels

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Acting like the belmont clan are chumps

LMAO @ the size of monsters and beasts you kill on level one of Symphony of the Night...the belmont family is bout it though, they actually stand the BEST CHANCE at surviving some of their adventures


oh wait

what you gonna do with the FLAME WHIP?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

Fighting 100 soldiers one at a time finding food and drinks in crates and barrels

a typical level has what, 8-9 bad guys per screen scroll..assume thats a city block. so...in like 4 blocks you beat up THIRTY OR SO GUYS...broken hands, bloody knuckles, broken jaws and swolen eyes

what do you have to get yourself healthy???

A roast chicken you found in a dumpster

 

[bigrodthe1]

a typical level has what, 8-9 bad guys per screen scroll..assume thats a city block. so...in like 4 blocks you beat up THIRTY OR SO GUYS...broken hands, bloody knuckles, broken jaws and swolen eyes

what do you have to get yourself healthy???

A roast chicken you found in a dumpster

A real nikka can make soup from sewage

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

A real nikka can make soup from sewage

man, imagine you had to fight guys with your bare hands with MAYBE pipes and bats you found, from Joy Rd, to the 20th floor of rennisance center where the final boss was with your girl and family kidnapped




you gonna be fine healing your wounds with pizzas and chicken and MAYBE a generic first aid kit you find

 

[hood b. goode]

1,344 Ninjas + 12 Bosses + Super Shredder
vs
1 Turtle

seems fair

 

[bigrodthe1]

man, imagine you had to fight guys with your bare hands with MAYBE pipes and bats you found, from Joy Rd, to the 20th floor of rennisance center where the final boss was with your girl and family kidnapped




you gonna be fine healing your wounds with pizzas and chicken and MAYBE a generic first aid kit you find

It's a Coney Island on every other corner and a Liquor store every corner...that's all I need

 

[CJ]

That castlevania nikka should be dead on sight.

Don't even get me started on Altered Beast when you're in HUMAN MODE. You should be for breakfast 3 seconds in.

 

[daze23]

well a lot of these games require a lot of trial and error. so when you finally make it, it kinda represents that one 'perfect' run

 

[Hades]

All the heroes had to sacrifice the ability to block for unlimited stamina. How else would I survive that elevator level?

God bless the fairies cooking those delectable turkeys, roast shanks and protein filled fruits for me in Streets of Rage.

Remember that one Hulk game where you randomly turned back into Bruce? That ish was rough.

 

[The Guru]

Haggar had to get coke off Damnd at the end of round 1 just to make it to Edi E.

 

[Hersh]

even regular side scrollers ala mario r impossible.. how r u goin to have all that stamina to jump to the the top of the flagpole after every stage? wtf

 

[Kartel13]

LMAO @ the size of monsters and beasts you kill on level one of Symphony of the Night...the belmont family is bout it though, they actually stand the BEST CHANCE at surviving some of their adventures


oh wait

what you gonna do with the FLAME WHIP?

Alucard is another story breh.