Low key, there is NO WAY any hero should even get past level one or two of a sidescrolling shooter

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

That one cat fought through Streets of Rage...on ROLLER SKATES!!!

I was thinking of name dropping the Xmen, but then I realized that they're fighting an entire army of Sentinels...on level one! It takes half the team to beat one of those damned things most of the time.

The biggest BS in all games is Little Mac beating all those cats. Maybe Soda Popinsky's drunk ass though.

Lmao skate would have gotten DEMOLISHED IN LEVEL ONE

 

[duck]

all i know is if the presidents daughter gets captured by ninjas... u need to let these mutha fukkas know you bad

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

all i know is if the presidents daughter gets captured by ninjas... u need to let these mutha fukkas know you bad

Are you a bad enough DUDE to save the president

 

[Wild self]

a typical level has what, 8-9 bad guys per screen scroll..assume thats a city block. so...in like 4 blocks you beat up THIRTY OR SO GUYS...broken hands, bloody knuckles, broken jaws and swolen eyes

what do you have to get yourself healthy???

A roast chicken you found in a dumpster

straight jokes in here

 

[Wild self]

lmao...sonic has GOAT endurance

Sonic had the endurance to break metal robots with his damn skull and bones with spikey hair. While running at 200 mph, dodging spikes, bottomless pits, constantly going to the sky and falling from heights that would destroy any aircraft, has to be GOAT

 

[Jplaya2023]

I have no doubt in my mind that mike haggar, cody & guy could walk through the mean streats of metro city (new york) and bash cats skulls in, beat up a george clinton doppleganger, andre the the giant clones, and guns and roses dopplegangers as well

 

[Hades]

I just remembered that one Batman game on Game Boy where he just said "fukk it. I'm using guns."

@Ed MOTHERfukkING G @DPresidential

because reading through this thread again has got me laughing my ass off.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I have no doubt in my mind that mike haggar, cody & guy could walk through the mean streats of metro city (new york) and bash cats skulls in, beat up a george clinton doppleganger, andre the the giant clones, and guns and roses dopplegangers as well

They could get to maybe level four but that exhaustion...fighting two andore at once???

 

[Jplaya2023]

They could get to maybe level four but that exhaustion...fighting two andore at once???

haggar take one, cody and guy team up on the other one or if cody finds a knife its curtains

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

haggar take one, cody and guy team up on the other one or if cody finds a knife its curtains

yeah but i'm saying thats after fighting 4-5 levels of guys in a row...theres no way they could last breh...

Solid snake probably has the best chance of executing his game in real life because of his training and espionage technique; if you're not seen you're not killed

 

[Mr. Somebody]

If bullets went the speed they do in alot of sidescrollers, youd be ok, friend.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

so what y'all saying is what happens in video games wouldn't be possible in real life? Like y'all don't already know...lol.

Jk..carry on.

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

If bullets went the speed they do in alot of sidescrollers, youd be ok, friend.

good logic actually

 

[Mr. Somebody]

good logic actually

Thank you.

 

[Hades]

Lest we not forget that some heroes have been known to punch objects thrown and or shot at them. Including but not limited to bullets, knives, axes and fireballs of both ki/qi/chi and actual fire.