iceberg_is_on_fire
Wearing Lions gear when it wasn't cool
What is wrong with y'all nikkas? HAHAHAHAHA
Low key though, Yoshi's OG noises >>>>>>> all this baby-talk
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KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
oh shyt 
Days of Future Piff
Superstar
And cats wonder why you ain't never heard from Ness in a minute... dude and his whole neighborhood got whacked inbetween Earthbound and Mother 3...
The company knew Ness had the ambitions az ah ridah and had to cut that short with the quickness. They knew he wasn't gonna go moist like Yoshi, anyone could get the hands from Ness. Look at him.
The sideways cap
The smile
The swag
First thing he does in the Earthbound is wake-up wake-up wake-up at the first of tha month so he can get up to cash his checks and get up at the crack of dawn to handle bidness
My dude bodied whole squads with a cracked baseball bat, a yoyo, and some half-eaten cookies
Hippies, delinquents, robots, bag ladies, dinosaurs, drunks, inanimate objects... dude would bang on ANYBODY
Dude ran the Klan out of his city and everything
From ghetto to ghetto, backyard to yard, Ness had the whole country shook. He had Monotoli, Dr. Andonuts, Mr. Saturn, the Runaway Five, and the rest of the goons on his payroll, moving that white through every neighborhood in Nintendo world
His whole squad stayed looking clean...
Peep my boy Jeff's suit game--hand on the glock, ready to light whole blocks up at a moment's notice. Get the money by any means
Ness was too 'bout it, and the company needed someone with a lil' sweetness that they could control.
No wonder they switched him out as the main character for that Lucas in the next one...
So... moist
The company knew Ness had the ambitions az ah ridah and had to cut that short with the quickness. They knew he wasn't gonna go moist like Yoshi, anyone could get the hands from Ness. Look at him.
The sideways cap
The smile
The swag
First thing he does in the Earthbound is wake-up wake-up wake-up at the first of tha month so he can get up to cash his checks and get up at the crack of dawn to handle bidness
My dude bodied whole squads with a cracked baseball bat, a yoyo, and some half-eaten cookies
Hippies, delinquents, robots, bag ladies, dinosaurs, drunks, inanimate objects... dude would bang on ANYBODY
Dude ran the Klan out of his city and everything
From ghetto to ghetto, backyard to yard, Ness had the whole country shook. He had Monotoli, Dr. Andonuts, Mr. Saturn, the Runaway Five, and the rest of the goons on his payroll, moving that white through every neighborhood in Nintendo world
His whole squad stayed looking clean...
Peep my boy Jeff's suit game--hand on the glock, ready to light whole blocks up at a moment's notice. Get the money by any means
Ness was too 'bout it, and the company needed someone with a lil' sweetness that they could control.
No wonder they switched him out as the main character for that Lucas in the next one...
So... moist
El Cocodrilo
Superstar
lol its 100% true but it was just funnier to me at the time to just go wtf are you saying?!
I was dying at this thread before I had an account
Lord Bison
Superstar
at all this Nintendo fukkeryThis thread reminded me why I'm glad I went with Sega back in the 90's. Sega was and never will be on that fukkboy shyt
You heard that Nintendo came out and said that those kids are Bowsers real kids?
He was training random child soldiers like a African warlord n shyt
But that did say that Bowser JR is his real son tho
But they still haven't said anything about his mother.
But we all know who it is.
Why u think Bowser keeps kidnapping her? Trying to dip out on child visitation with her ho ass ..png)
I just had a revelation of how much of a simp Bowser is
whoever the mother was had 8 babies on homie but only one was really his 
and she ran out on him each time. She probably out here whoever she is letting Koopa Troopas, King Kool Rule
but you know who the real father is
. Smh that’s what Bowser gets dealing with hoodrat koopalings and being thirsty. Instead of kidnapping Daisy and Toadstool all the time he needs to kidnap his baby mom. Plus make Magikoopa take care of his own kids how you a boss and you letting your worker let you take the fall for his kids 
Nintendo can't put gay romance in their games but Mario can dress in drag?
This thread reminded me why I'm glad I went with Sega back in the 90's. Sega was and never will be on that fukkboy shyt
That's a child man. He's like what 12?
