Lying on your resume?

[International Playa]

This job I want requires me to have 3 years work experience using this computer program that I only used in college but never in a work environment

I know the basics of the program & probably can get better if I practice in my spare time.

Would I be wrong if I said I have experience using this program in a work environment? My current manager I'm close with, can probably back me up if they need references

 

[DragonKnight]

Nothing. If you’re old enough you can lie like hell. fukk they go do call your school to see if you was actually a valedictorian?

 

[DragonKnight]

Now if they put the pc infront of you and you look lost then you’re fukked. But 9 times out of 10 they’ll train you.

 

[CouldBeWorse]

If you ain't lying you ain't trying

 

[Trey0'5Blue2Gz]

You wouldn’t be the first
Take a risk breh

 

[L&HH]

Yes lie. The whole job search industry is bullshyt anyways. Get the interview and make sure you know it for that.

If you ain’t lying best believe the other applicants are.

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

I’ve lied on my resume with no hesitation. I use to play video games at my university D’angelo center that Equals “President and founder of the video gamers club” to me.

I use to help my professor count how many students missed class, that sounds like “high level research assistant” to me (which falls under work experience).

When I did security in undergrad one of my post workers use to ask me to watch his stuff for him. That sounds like being a security supervisor to me.

At the end of the day we’re black and have to work twice as hard.

The game is the game.

 

[African_brehda]

I’ve lied on my resume with no hesitation. I use to play video games at my university D’angelo center that Equals “President and founder of the video gamers club” to me

I use to help my professor count how many students missed class, that sounds like “high level research assistant” to me (which gladly falls under work experience).

When I did security in undergrad one of my post workers use to ask me to watch his stuff for him. That sounds like being a security supervisor to me.

At the end of the day we’re black and have to work twice as hard.

The game is the game.

yoooooo
now this is just scamming breh

 

[King Poetic]

Something like that, u don’t lie cause it will be easy for them to know, u don’t know shyt

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

Requirements are more like wishlists; as long as you’ve seen the program before it’s worth a shot.

 

[AllHolosEve]

Lie. I only endorse lying if it's bosses or police type shyt. But if they want they can contact every job on there, that's the only problem.

Go in there & murder the interview so they have no reason to question you & call your refences.

 

[hatealot]

They might give you a skills test but you said you know the basics so you might be able to slip through and pick it up on the job training

 

[Ahadi]

A lot of these cacs don’t know what the fukk their doing at work. Do you what you gotta do. If anything they will train you.

 

[Marzupial]

It's like lying on your dikk

At first you can get away with it but the time will come when you will have to prove it

Will you be ready? Will you nikka!!

 

[Originalman]

I’ve lied on my resume with no hesitation. I use to play video games at my university D’angelo center that Equals “President and founder of the video gamers club” to me.

I use to help my professor count how many students missed class, that sounds like “high level research assistant” to me (which falls under work experience).

When I did security in undergrad one of my post workers use to ask me to watch his stuff for him. That sounds like being a security supervisor to me.

At the end of the day we’re black and have to work twice as hard.

The game is the game.

Exactly....in the coporate world if you ain't lying you aint trying.