Magic Johnson giving Dwight that work, via twitter

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Dwight needs to accept that Tyson Chandler role. Play defense and clean up the garbage. His value is on defense, not offense. He's never going to be a dominate offensive threat. You see what Kenneth Faried does? That's what Dwight needs to do. Use his athleticism and quickness to compensate for his lack of skills.
 

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Magic didn't write that shyt, he can't even speak for 5 minutes without sounding like an incoherent sambo c00n and he has access to some of the best speech therapist in the world. That says a lot to me, I don't give a shyt about all the other shyt that he has accomplished. Magic can suck my dikk and so can yall laker fans...enjoy the offseason yall crying ass jerks.
 

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Dwight needs to accept that Tyson Chandler role. Play defense and clean up the garbage. His value is on defense, not offense. He's never going to be a dominate offensive threat. You see what Kenneth Faried does? That's what Dwight needs to do. Use his athleticism and quickness to compensate for his lack of skills.

:whoa:

I'm all for shytting on Dwight, and I'll be the first to talk about how lackluster he is on offense, but why would Dwight Howard want to emulate two players that are lesser than him?

Dwight already does what Faried and Chandler do. He just needs to actually improve his fukking offensive game.
 

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:whoa:

I'm all for shytting on Dwight, and I'll be the first to talk about how lackluster he is on offense, but why would Dwight Howard want to emulate two players that are lesser than him?

Dwight already does what Faried and Chandler do. He just needs to actually improve his fukking offensive game.

I never said he doesn't but he needs to fronting like he's a post player.
 

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The Dwight trolling is hilarious and all but Dwight is being held to a standard that no other center is touching. Shaq saying Dwight should be getting 28-15 is crazy, no one is getting that shyt. Plus Shaq had several inches and like 100 lbs on Dwight. It's not like Shaq had impeccable touch inside, he bricked chippies and missed free throws all the time just like Dwight does. There were plenty of bigs that had better fundamentals, Shaq was just able to steamroll everyone.
 
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