Every year they publish an "all-names" team for lacrosse because the whitest dudes in the country play that shyt.
These are college kids right now...who da fukk parents were picking these names in the 1990s? I don't even know which ones are men and which are women.
Wellington Stanwick
Headley VanMeter
F. Hambleton Sonnenfeld
Merrill Charette
Hutton Jackson
Halston Jet Harding
Deemer Class
Larken Kemp
Draper Donley
Sellers Garrett
Prescott Wing
Shackleford Stanwick
Brewster Warble
Viper Scheele
IV Stucker
Declan Swartwood
Oralee Hespenheide
Schuylor dikkerson
Brickman House
Hampton Worboys
Gray Hedgecock
Posey Valis
Dakotah Savitcheff
Addington Elliot
Greer McBeth
MacEllen McDonough
Carter Reifsnider
Callahan Kent
Wilkins Dismuke
Murphy Vandervelde
Knute Kraus
McLaren Brady
Bear Altemus
Griffin Woodfinlevine
Rusty Dessert
Alden Frelinghuysen
Covington Stanwick
Wyatt Whitley
Eggy Plastaras
Flannery Carney