Major Applewhite had the GOAT cac name

[Professor Emeritus]

dikk Trickle

Harry dikk gotta be up there too

This one used to kill me when I was a kid, I was like, "Did he just call him dikk Butt Kiss?"

 

[AJtheOne]

GOAT

Dude in the background look high af

 

[General Mills]

GOAT

Hol hol up.

I briefly dated then bushed a chick cause her legal middle name is Lil Trina.

I never saw anyone else with Lil as their legal name.

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Y'all sleeping on the GOAT CAC

Chipper Jones

 

[AKM-95]

I thought the early 00s was going to be pinnacle with Miltion Bradley, Co Co crisp, and Benjamin (Ben) Gay but they keep coming lol,

 

[dontreadthis]

nikka named Brewster Warble

 

[Taadow]

Every year they publish an "all-names" team for lacrosse because the whitest dudes in the country play that shyt.

These are college kids right now...who da fukk parents were picking these names in the 1990s? I don't even know which ones are men and which are women.

Wellington Stanwick
Headley VanMeter
F. Hambleton Sonnenfeld
Merrill Charette
Hutton Jackson
Halston Jet Harding
Deemer Class
Larken Kemp
Draper Donley
Sellers Garrett
Prescott Wing
Shackleford Stanwick
Brewster Warble
Viper Scheele
IV Stucker
Declan Swartwood
Oralee Hespenheide
Schuylor dikkerson
Brickman House
Hampton Worboys
Gray Hedgecock
Posey Valis
Dakotah Savitcheff
Addington Elliot
Greer McBeth
MacEllen McDonough
Carter Reifsnider
Callahan Kent
Wilkins Dismuke
Murphy Vandervelde
Knute Kraus
McLaren Brady
Bear Altemus
Griffin Woodfinlevine
Rusty Dessert
Alden Frelinghuysen
Covington Stanwick
Wyatt Whitley
Eggy Plastaras
Flannery Carney

All these dudes have last names for first names.

EDIT - That nicca name says "Rusty Dessert". ROFL
That sounds like one of them nasty surprise sex moves...like the "Dirty Sanchez"

 

[Homeboy Runny-Ray]

Scott Player...the old Cardinals punter.

I remember seeing "PLAYER" as his last name and thinking who been fukking with my roster file man??

Come to find out his name is Player

SAME HERE

 

[Bumblebee]

There was a hockey player named dikk paradise


https://img.comc.com/i/Hockey/1973-...e585484-20a8-4f36-b19b-96d9ed557770&size=zoom

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

RIP to a real one

 

[NoGutsNoGLory]

Forgot about the Red Mamba?

Matt Bonner

 

[Optimus Prime]

Some dude in Utah named his son "Stockton Malone Shorts"

 

[LebronsJumper]

this thread, i'm

 

[broller]

RIP to a real one

damn he just died recently