Males Eating Around You Unappreciation Thread

[Canon]

Holding they spoon like a microphone and shyt!

fuggin hate this shyt!!!!

im likedidn't your mother teach you anything

 

[Mr Rager]

I try to eat lunch alone because I go HAM...a nikka hungry after working all morning

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

fuggin hate this shyt!!!!

im likedidn't your mother teach you anything

They be digging in they damn oriental ramen noodles like the spoon is a new invention.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I try to eat lunch alone because I go HAM...a nikka hungry after working all morning

Food aint going nowhere breh.
Slow down and chew quietly and we good.

Yall be eating like Larenz Tate when he came back to his momma house after the war on Dead Presidents

Mufukka was slurping his finger and shyt

 

[LA Fisher]

You prolly leave that little bit of rice on the plate when you throwing it away cuz you dont wanna lick the plate in front of people.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

Word, Nyc nigggas famous for smacking and doing that ignorant shyt like it's a fashion statement or some shyt. I hate seeing niggus fold up slices of pizza, hold their head at a 90 degree angle, and then deepthroat the whole slice on some greedy shyt. If u look at some people eat you will realize that at the end of the day we just animals.

-Art Barr

 

[LA Fisher]

Word, Nyc nigggas famous for smacking and doing that ignorant shyt like it's a fashion statement or some shyt. I hate seeing niggus fold up slices of pizza, hold their head at a 90 degree angle, and then deepthroat the whole slice on some greedy shyt. If u look at some people eat you will realize that at the end of the day we just animals.

-Art Barr

 

[blockburna420]

Not even gone hold you up I was gone call you a bytch. but i just thought about how my supervisor be belching and farting when we eat lunch

 

[madness]

nikkas be eating like martin when he stole that pie in "life"

 

[Zero]

So you and your husband don't go on dinner dates?

this killed me

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Not even gone hold you up I was gone call you a bytch. but i just thought about how my supervisor be belching and farting when we eat lunch

 

[Zero]

I hate eating around people in general.....be feeling self-conscious as fukk

Say I'm eating a meal of rice, chicken and veggies......I'm using a fork.......I got this big-ass piece of greasy chicken in front of me and I'm fronting, trying to eat it properly piece-by-piece with the damn fork, without leaving a trace of grease on my face.....and knowing damn well that if I was alone I'd just pick that hoe up with one hand and wolf it down in 2 bites, leaving grease all around my lips

shyt is the worst

I gotta eat slow as hell around the family because I will tear a plate of food up if it's good enough. I aint no savage though, I'll clean a plate and wont have a stain on my shirt ....you can blame my old Earth

Don't even get me started on muthafukkas who wanna eat off your plate after you offered to get them some of what you got :timmyimout:

 

[Dak Pickscott]

I try to eat lunch alone because I go HAM...a nikka hungry after working all morning

I will go to the car on they ass quick. the whole team could've ordered some shyt together I will still dip off on they ass once I get my food.

 

[BlackAchilles]

I had a roommate once, came from a big ass Nigerian family.

Dude ate like he was in prison, I've never seen a carton of lo mein go away so fast.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I will go to the car on they ass quick. the whole team could've ordered some shyt together I will still dip off on they ass once I get my food.

"You not gone eat with us?"