Males Eating Around You Unappreciation Thread

[mamba]

Never seen chinese folks eat before???

Breh, Asians are the worst of the worst.

They talk with their mouths full of food, smack, etc. They just don't give a shyt.

 

[sun raw]

Food is one of the finest pleasures in life. I try to contain how I act when I eat but man sometimes it just happens. And then I catch myself making these noises and I'm like "what the fukk man."

 

[semtex]

my dad be eatin pork rinds loud as fukk like an old feral c00n.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Mufukkas be talking to me while im eating!!!
I be wanna bite they fukkin eyelid off
fukk you keep asking me questions for bytch you see me with this damn sandwich in my mouf

 

[mamba]

my dad be eatin pork rinds loud as fukk like an old feral c00n.

Old Bama ass nikkas.

 

[GunRanger]

I hate eating around people in general.....be feeling self-conscious as fukk

Say I'm eating a meal of rice, chicken and veggies......I'm using a fork.......I got this big-ass piece of greasy chicken in front of me and I'm fronting, trying to eat it properly piece-by-piece with the damn fork, without leaving a trace of grease on my face.....and knowing damn well that if I was alone I'd just pick that hoe up with one hand and wolf it down in 2 bites, leaving grease all around my lips

Pasta is the worst. I never order noodles in public, and I love noodles :sadwes:


At home I'll slurp that shyt and not care. In public, I gotta start using a spoon and shyt. No thanks. I'd rather order the ziti, and think what could have been

 

[bangbreh]

my ma's smackin and slurpin like hell right now

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

thread title read like a female complaining about dudes who tease them and eat around the p*ssy during oral sex

 

[CarltonJunior]

when fat people get aggressive about their food

 

[Lost His Smile]

Im glad my parents taught me to eat with my mouth closed.

Actually if you didn't not etiquette at the dinner table some one was gonna clown on you and have the whole table laughing at you.