Man a clogged toilet is the worst thing to deal with

[L&HH]

Yall got some good remedies for this shyt (no pun intended).

Man Ive clogged the toilet so much that now I just flush twice. Once for the shyt, wipe my ass then flush again for the toilet paper.

This is my plunger of choice.

 

[Sad Bunny]

That point where u flush it and u realize the dookie water is rising instead of going down and u fumbling for the plunger is one of those heart racing moments

so true

 

[havoc00]

Sigh, I like cleaning. I've had shyt jobs, that stuff doesn't phase me. I wear gloves and everything.

id jerk off to u cleaning toilets baby

 

[duncanthetall]

what do u do with the hanger afterwards?

Throw ya bugatchi shirt on that muhfukka like a bawse

 

[Morph]

When you flush, you gotta hold down the flush for like 3-4 seconds, let the water cycle a 2 to 3 times.

 

[A.V.]

... I'm gonna eat the puss tonight from the back right after she work out

And then...the first dump i take after the toilet is unclogged...oh man that shyt is... i be like "fukk you toilet...swallow this shyt nikka :pachaha:

 

[darkmanp]

 

[RJY33]

2 months ago I took a huge shyt at work that ended up clogging the pipes and costing $4000 to fix

I turned the water off before the shyt overflowed but it never went back down. Plumber flushed entire building with no luck. Manager had to call the town to come in and dig up the parking lot with a backhoe to get to the pipes underground.

Best part was it all got blamed on the only girl that works here They thought it had to do with her using too much toilet paper and flushing tampons or something

 

[Ohene]

whenever this happens to me i get mad as fukk...i been thinking "somewhere, in this world...there is a lame as nikka who toilet is flushing...this nikka aint as tall as me, as in shape as me, got a job as good as mine, probably alone, or at least his girl don't look like mine...this nikka don't have cross fire enabled video cards and his gaming pc like i do...but this lame as nikka toilet is flushing"

But then...after i put in that plunger work (you got that bell shaped plunger right ) i be like "damn it's good to be alive... I'm gonna eat the puss tonight from the back right after she work out

And then...the first dump i take after the toilet is unclogged...oh man that shyt is... i be like "fukk you toilet...swallow this shyt nikka

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

i counter this by flushing as soon as the dookie drops. in that case if anything does get clogged, its just toilet paper and not toilet paper + loads of shyt.

had a real bad experience one time and my toilet clogged on a thursday. the apartment maintenance was backed up and the earliest they could come to my apartment was the following tuesday. my bathroom is in my room so it stunk up my bathroom the entire weekend AND i was throwing a house party that weekend. had to lock all my doors

 

[flea]

i dont know why the word "shyt tea" popped in my head

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Gotta plung really fast to break that shyt up.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

that aint shyt.one time i dumped a ash tray full of roaches in the toilet and that shyt clogged and overflowed. imagine that smell.piss and shyt and weed roaches juice all over the floor.

 

[boskey]

When you flush, you gotta hold down the flush for like 3-4 seconds, let the water cycle a 2 to 3 times.

This

Gotta plung really fast to break that shyt up.

And this. You gotta do a lot of short quick pumps so that the plunger can move the water with some pressure to break up the clog

Works 99% of the time

 

[dallastexas]

lol grown men who can't even plunge a toilet. Can you change tires?

you're that annoying broad on here,,,, bet u cant even suck a dikk right.... got titties and prob no ass,,,,