Man finds 40 pounds of cocaine on the beach

[Vagina Thief]

"drop the money in this uav drone and when i receive said money in undisclosed location with a tarmac hidden inside a cave in the rocky mountains then i will tell you where your coke is." *plot twist*

The drone parachutes the money on a low flyby into the woods at night and keeps going to its destination *plot twist*

it dropped the bag of money onto a minefield where i can travel in unknown underground tunnels to pick it up. *plot twist*

I replace coke with flower and get plastic surgery in the Dominican republic. *plot twist*

Play grand theft auto for the rest of my life snorting mountains of that raw white


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[Action Jackson]

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[WhatsGoodTy]

I wonder what this nikka thought process was when he found it.

 

[young3000]

I'd holla at Derek Foreal or Hov's Miami and St. Thomas connects

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I would have ran away so fast that the dust and sand kicked up from my hasty retreat would bury the coke..never to be seen again.

 

[Broke Wave]

I think only nikkas who would knock this work off is me and my patna @flea
we would be a team like tommy vercetti and lance vance

u would be the pretty head of the squad id be the ugly nerd accountant countin up the debts and shyt while u out there pipin dime latina hoes getting into drunken beefs and coming home drunk into my arms at the end of the night

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

 

[Broke Wave]

Hold up... nikkas said they gon try and sell each kilo for 5k???


Are u fukking kidding me? There's 40 pounds of cocaine there... thats god damn 18 bricks... that's a fukking million dollars at least

 

[YouMadd?]

I love how you need to be some super thug to know anything about selling coke... Deadass all the coke dealers I knew while in college were preppy ass trustfund white/persian dudes that had WORK.... Would walk into their condo n the gold coast and see shyt straight out of a movie set... Dudes were dealing coke just because they could and liked the thrill of holding kilograms of blow... Not every drug deal is some big dangerous meeting with Marlo Stanfield

 

[Another Man]

On the real though I'd probably have to take at least one brick on the low for personal usage

 

[Another Man]

I love how you need to be some super thug to know anything about selling coke... Deadass all the coke dealers I knew while in college were preppy ass trustfund white/persian dudes that had WORK.... Would walk into their condo n the gold coast and see shyt straight out of a movie set... Dudes were dealing coke just because they could and liked the thrill of holding kilograms of blow... Not every drug deal is some big dangerous meeting with Marlo Stanfield

No one's saying you gotta be super thug...I know people in rural ass OH who move work. Either way, you aren't gonna be some average joe, find some coke laying around and think you're gonna sell that shyt.....you'd be an easy lunch. Not only that, those who don't know who's who or what's what could easily fukk around and end up trying to sell to an undercover...and guess who's gonna get knocked with that weight? Best believe those preppy cats you know had connections/protection watching over em.

 

[YouMadd?]

No one's saying you gotta be super thug...I know people in rural ass OH who move work. Either way, you aren't gonna be some average joe, find some coke laying around and think you're gonna sell that shyt.....you'd be an easy lunch. Best believe those preppy cats you know had connections/protection watching over em.

I wouldn't be able to sell anything because they have connections/protection watching over them? Im trying to figure out how that would prevent me from moving some ounces?

 

[Another Man]

I wouldn't be able to sell anything because they have connections/protection watching over them? Im trying to figure out how that would prevent me from moving some ounces?

Nah I'm saying you'd have to know people, and by know, I mean trust em to not simply send someone to stick your ass up and snatch that shyt. You got cats in here fronting like they're bout that life and could easily get rid of it....not happening. We're talking KILOS, and you got dudes in here who couldn't move powdered sugar talking bout they could push the bricks It's a simple as this, if you don't have trustworthy connections yourself, you'll be butt ass naked out there with a "ROB ME" sign on your back... Hell, the nikkas you know might fukk around and pull this shyt

 

[YouMadd?]

Nah I'm saying you'd have to know people, and by know, I mean trust em to not simply send someone to stick your ass up and snatch that shyt. You got cats in here fronting like they're bout that life and could easily get rid of it....not happening. We're talking KILOS, and you got dudes in here who couldn't move powdered sugar talking bout they could push the bricks

Oh okay I see what you're saying... I guess my particular situation was extremely different. For example, I knew a kid who had just inherited 80 million dollars... A kid like him would buy 1 kilo with no problem just because he could... I definitely am not claiming to know some street dudes who can move it, just strictly rich kids with nothing else to do but party and bullshyt...

 

[Dre Space Age]

nikkas in here are quoting 400 grand. This article says its around 1.2 million http://amarillo.com/news/local-news/2012-09-25/two-charged-after-troopers-seize-40-pounds-cocaine

fukkING MAKE UP YA MINDS B