Man Goes On Date... LEAVES IMMEDIATELY Due to Catfish

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Stupid portable earthquake bytch.

It happened to me too in the first months of me using tinder and not being hip to the “if its all close up face pics she fat” was my first tinder date or online date

Showed up saw her said Hi talked for like 4-6 mins and said I was going to the washroom and left :manny:
Got to know what “the chin angle” is :mjgrin:
 

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he left cuz she was gon beat him up
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If this goes viral theyre going to make him the villain
Yeah man. I hate that.

People will act like shes a victim and didn’t do anything wrong.

Whats wrong with showing your whole self though? This board does a lot of fat-shaming but for real people will still holler at her.
 

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Got to know what “the chin angle” is :mjgrin:
Man I got put on some much game by my cousins that I became teflon to getting caught slipping:wow:
Took it to the next level by using FB to search their profile with their phone numbers(back when FB allowed it) or IG to snuff out profile but I became pretty good at finding out info on some “You” shyt and yeah had a few bytches tryna catfish me again but with my methods I never had to meet them. I know now its more restricted fb wise so idk how nikkas doing it now(I guess asking for an IG would work)
 

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If a woman does not have body pics on her dating profile

SHE IS FAT

You can argue if you want but go ahead and fukk around and end up watching a pretty faced whale walk into the spot

And if you're a lady and you're NOT fat but you don't have a full body pic?

You're only hurting yourself cause only thirsty nikkas gonna swipe and entertain your foolishness
 

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“She’s stunning” :dead:

Nah. She’s morbidly obese and unhealthy
:dwillhuh: am I missing something here?

I thought the catch was going be that she wasn't really fat and that she's in costume for clicks..

You mean that's her actually shape. :picard:

We gotta stop with this body positivity shyt and call it what it is. :beli:
 

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I can relate too dude.

A lot of the fat slobs migrated from POF to Tinder (this was when you had a chance of rolling snake eyes or a 7)

Anyhow, I start talking to this one broad, and we agree to meet up. I pull up and hear my name being called.

Who is this old bytch I think to myself? Turns out she posted a picture of her daughter. I could feel the anger rising in me.

It looked like I was meeting my Grandma for a coffee. You could see the veins in her hand, so was easily in her late 60s

Made up an excuse and left. That MySpace trickery is still being used. Just with higher quality and filters

Be careful out there. Goes for women too ( I’m guessing, don’t date men myself)
 
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