Man Goes On Date... LEAVES IMMEDIATELY Due to Catfish

[Digital Omen]

portable earthquake

When I read that I immediately turned into:



Daps + rep for introducing a new handle for fat broads

 

[Digital Omen]

I can relate too dude.

A lot of the fat slobs migrated from POF to Tinder (this was when you had a chance of rolling snake eyes or a 7)

Anyhow, I start talking to this one broad, and we agree to meet up. I pull up and hear my name being called.

Who is this old bytch I think to myself? Turns out she posted a picture of her daughter. I could feel the anger rising in me.

It looked like I was meeting my Grandma for a coffee. You could see the veins in her hand, so was easily in her late 60s

Made up an excuse and left. That MySpace trickery is still being used. Just with higher quality and filters

Be careful out there. Goes for women too ( I’m guessing, don’t date men myself)

That was a plot point in the latest season of Ramy, but she was trying to find her daughter a husband

 

[Gunshi]

Ninjas be so shallow that’s a big beautiful sexy woman who knows what our hearts like shyt she probably got to bring like Einstein I would’ve taken her home Robert down Kiss her rolls and slowly marinate in that on tap oasis

 

[lespaulultra3]

Dam who got the video

 

[KBtheKey]

Sucks for her to be that heavy kuz she's pretty af

 

[Savvir]

I woulda busted it

you from the south or midwest?

 

[Geode]

You got to be upfront with things like that. And there are guys out there who would still want to match.

 

[Gloxina]

I can relate too dude.

A lot of the fat slobs migrated from POF to Tinder (this was when you had a chance of rolling snake eyes or a 7)

Anyhow, I start talking to this one broad, and we agree to meet up. I pull up and hear my name being called.

Who is this old bytch I think to myself? Turns out she posted a picture of her daughter. I could feel the anger rising in me.

It looked like I was meeting my Grandma for a coffee. You could see the veins in her hand, so was easily in her late 60s

Made up an excuse and left. That MySpace trickery is still being used. Just with higher quality and filters

Be careful out there. Goes for women too ( I’m guessing, don’t date men myself)

Naw that’s absolutely psycho.

 

[Diondon]

Built like she don't wait for the cake to bake
Just eats the batter

 

[feelosofer]

She knew what she was doing.

 

[Deltron]

sad thing is, if this picks up any traction/goes viral dude will be crucified

 

[LuuqMaan]

bytch looking like Dr Eggman

 

[itsyoung!!]

The ig caption: She's stunning...

Nikka what

I hate social media.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

I surprised nobody found her socials.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Not gon lie....this same shyt happened to me when I first got on Bumble....matched with a bytch who only had pics from the chest up.

I made a power play and told her to meet me at a Mexican spot that ONLY Mexicans go to...you can wash clothes...play the gambling games and order food in there....no pressure!!!!!....she came in looking like she weighed about 275....we had a beer and talked about the Falcons

We know you smashed that