Man Goes On Date... LEAVES IMMEDIATELY Due to Catfish

[Hersh]

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[zerorequiem]

Yo y'all going in on her

I understand why breh left, but the these big girls need love too. At least get some dome and then keep it pushing.

I don't know why but the bolded got me dying!

Not gon lie....this same shyt happened to me when I first got on Bumble....matched with a bytch who only had pics from the chest up.

I made a power play and told her to meet me at a Mexican spot that ONLY Mexicans go to...you can wash clothes...play the gambling games and order food in there....no pressure!!!!!....she came in looking like she weighed about 275....we had a beer and talked about the Falcons

 

[Rawtid]

Should have known when it was only selfies.

 

[Afrodroid]

pawgset with another L

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Nothing wrong with what he did

 

[getmoney310cpt]

We know he probably wasn't a breh

fukk your dead white bytch of a grandmother white boy

 

[Patrick Kane]

Happened to me once

Beautiful beautiful ass face that looked “slim” but she just passed the thick threshold I let her suck me off and I never heard from her again

 

[Eternally Jaded]

She's shaped like an upside down vase.

That's literally pear shaped but she's not at all in the good way brehs mean.

Just weird bulges and folds all over.

Still, guy could have just toughed it out to see if she got cute friends but he wasn't having none of that.

Don't false represent yourself people, it might not end well.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

If that happened to me, she’s paying for dinner and my Uber home.

 

[Cornershooter]

I've had similar experiences on dating sites. They put up older pictures when they were more in shape or headshots.

I’ve seen a trend of girls post old pictures but in the bio they’ll be like “I miss my hair” , “lol guess what my hair looks like now” , “my hair is different now lol”

Instead of just posting new pics they try to pass it as quirky and interesting. Nah bytch you did some goofy ass shyt and know it looks like shyt

Don’t play stupid now .

 

[mvp_status]

Anyone with face only shots is guaranteed to have done a failed fusion dance and now look like 2 women in one outfit.

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

fukk your dead white bytch of a grandmother white boy

damn

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Looking like a bag full of laundry

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

the dating apps could easily make it required to show a full body pic

i met a guy that used the gym pic but presented heavier/not fit in person.

 

[dza]

Built like a barn door halibut