Man stages his execution to prove wife hired hitman to kill him

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Freebuju said:
Where the hell is all y'all GMB gifs and memes ?:gucci:
this calls for the occasion
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BlackAchilles said:
Right before they haul her off I woulda did a whole Oran "Juice" Jones rap :ufdup:
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Yep :banderas: only thing that could have made this better




Hey baby, how you doin', :troll:come on in here
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waitin' for ya :takedat:
Listen, first things first, let me hang up that coat :mjgrin:
Yeah, 'n' how's your day today, did ya miss me? :usure:
Oh, you did, :duck: yeah, I missed you, too
I missed you so much I followed you today :sitdown:
That's right :hubie:
Now close your mouth :hhh:
Cause you cold busted :ufdup:
That's right, now sit down here
Sit down here
So upset with you I don't know what to do :aicmon:
'n' my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo :hhh:
Whip out the jammy and flat-blast both of you :demonic:
But I ain't wanna mess up this thirty-seve hundred dollar lynx coat :win:
So instead, I chilled :mjgrin:
That's right, chilled, then I went to the bank
Took out every dime :ahh:
And then I went and canceled all those credit cards :heh:
Yeah
All your charge accounts :youngsabo:
Yeah
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelry I ever bought you :blessed:
Yeah
That's right, everything :dwillhuh:
Everything :smugfavre:
Did fool out with me
Naw, don't go, you ever go, don't go looking in that closet
Cause you ain't got nothing in there :francis:
Everything you came here with--:wow:

Is packe dup and waiting for you in the guest room :mjgrin:
That's right, what was you thinking about, huh? :childplease:
What were you tryin' to prove, huh? :gucci:
You's with the Juice :what:
'n' I gave you silk suits, Gucci handbags, blue diamonds :beli:
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce :skip:
Now I can't give you nothin' but advice
Cause you're still young :wtb:
That's right, you're still young
I hope you learn a valuable lesson from all this :martin:
You know?
Gonna find someone like me one of these days :hubie:
Until then, know what you gotta do?:manny:
You gotta get on outta here with that
Alley-cat-coat wearin' :usure:
Hush-puppy-shoe-wearing' :comeon:
Crumb cake I saw you with :childplease:
Cause you dismissed :camby:
That's right, silly rabbit
Tricks are made for kids, don't you know that? :umad:
You without me: like cornflake without the milk :scust:
It's my world--you just a squirrel, tryin' to get a nut :scusthov: :dame:
Now get on outta here :camby:
 
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:dead: at her dumbass thinking that's what a bullet to the head is going to look like on a human body

Shoutouts to the brehs though they finessed the finesser :wow: :salute:
 
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Didn’t they use to have a show about this?
 
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